Hello! This has been a problem for me for a little bit. A few months now. I’ve been struggling with having a very weak bladder and some bladder incompetence. I have to rush to the bathroom to pee and I barely make it sometimes. I have incompetence while I’m sleeping as well (if you know what I mean. I’m super embarrassed because of it.). I’m wondering if ketamine could have something to do with it? I’d like to believe that the urotoxicity shouldn’t be affecting me yet since I’m on only my 5th gram ever but I’m not sure. I have seen that ketamine can make people incompetent. I take a little phenibut everyday and gabapentin sometimes so I wonder if that could be it. I drink lots of water with kratom too but I feel like that shouldn’t make me incompetent. Yeah I’m not surprised it’s making me pee a lot but I feel like my brain should still be capable of waking me up to pee while I’m sleeping. Maybe my bladder or kidneys are just really shitty. I drink a bunch of coffee and energy drinks so that could be possible. If anyone can give me their opinion on what could be going that’d be great! When it first started I thought it was just temporary but this has been going on for too long and now I’m starting to get concerned. I hope this post is somewhat appropriate for this sub. I didn’t want to say this in r/medicaladvice or a sub like that and have all these people who have no experience with K tell me that’s what it is because it can cause these things without putting how long and how much I’ve done into consideration. I just hope I didn’t just come clean about this thing I’m ashamed of on the internet and it being none of these things and it’s something stupid like I’m drinking too much water or something lol
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
They’re on standbi
Buenosdillas
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Him: I can explain everything!
(It's his best joke yet I think)
Bob
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.
Just to clarify, 12345678
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
I was just sitting there doing nothing.
“BOOM”?!
