Did you hear about, Schrödinger, the untouchable quarterback who got fired?

He was both sacked and not sacked at the same time. I heard about it, but didn’t see any of it happen.

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👤︎ u/onejdc
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When "The Untouchables" first appeared on television in 1959, it was very popular...

People tuned in like gangbusters!

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I’m selling my theremin.

It’s currently in untouched condition.

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Why are stinging nettles so good?

Because they're untouchable.

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One of my father's favorite joke: "Three Bulls: A Fable"

They were in the pasture munchin' on all their grass, but they realise that they are almost out of grass to eat, and that the pasture next to them has untouched grass. "I'm going to that pasture" said the big bull. So he reared up, and smashed through the fence into the pasture and proceeded to eat. The other two bulls followed and started to eat.

"Hold up" the big bull exclaimed, "I did all the work to get into this pasture, you two find your own."

So the medium bull found another pasture to break into, reared up, and smashed into the pasture next to the new one. The medium bull starts feasting on his new grass. The small bull follows suit.

"Hold up" Said the medium bull. "This is my pasture. Find your own."

So the small bull looks around, but there aren't any more pastures. However there is a small gated fence leading to the street. So the small bull charges and smashes through the fence and looks around. He decided to walk on the sidewalk until he finds another pasture. So he walked and walked and walked forever, not finding another pasture.

Moral of the story: a little bull goes a long way.

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