Why don't unionized workers do everything at zero cost?

They're free of charge, right?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IBreakCellPhones
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2019
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Saw this European Union ad on Twitter
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blackbird1251
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2021
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In Soviet union you were not allowed to write with your left hand. That isn't right!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tambalajus
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2021
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Why did the Soviet Union never take off?

Because they kept Stalin 🀠🀠🀠

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MartinsChair
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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The soviette union
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gonzalolikeskaiya
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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Why did Jeff Bezos get divorced?

His marriage was unionized

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DO_doc
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2021
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How much space will Brexit free up in the European Union?

1 GB.

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My family didn't have the appetite for my dessert puns. Please to enjoy!

Did you hear about the red-headed cookie that broke it’s leg?

Gingersnap


Did you hear about the cookie that quietly laughs at other cookies’ drawings?

Snickerdoodle


Did you hear about the dessert that got cast in the bakery’s reboot of Indiana Jones: The Temple of Doom?

Shortbread


Did you hear about the friends the zombies are making in heaven?

Angel food


Did you hear about the Mushroom Kingdom princess that abdicated the throne to pursue the shoe repair trade?

Peach cobbler


Did you hear about the 49th state in the Union legalizing recreational marijuana?

Baked Alaska


Did you hear about the Bavarian teacher that filled up her blackboard every day?

German chocolate


Did you hear about the hip New York hotspots for citrus fruits?

Lemon bars


Did you hear about the mother's sister that really likes her nieces and nephews?

Fondant


Did you hear about people wagering money on a boxing match in the Arctic between a heavyweight champ and raspberries?

Sherbet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fyrefrog25
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2021
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An alternative... was that A'Tuin was crawling from the Birthplace to the Time of Mating. When they arrived they would briefly and passionately mate, for the first and only time, and from that fiery union new turtles would be born to carry a new pattern of worlds.

This was known as the Big Bang hypothesis.

Joke by Terry Pratchett, β€˜The Colour of Magic’, Prologue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WatashiStickKid
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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Are pun requests allowed?

I'm trying to find a good pun for pine or pine tree that is wedding/marriage themed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Firetruckyou098
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2021
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Why did the Soviet Union not attack Germany right away?

They were Stalin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/karma-enigma
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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Just PUTIN this here for everyone to see.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JaceAltair
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2020
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The soviet union was doomed to fail.

The red flags were everywhere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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I would stay away from the Soviet Union

There's a lot of red flags you need to watch out for.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eireannach0
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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How to tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pegacornian
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2019
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Did you hear the announcement from the Janitors' Union?

They proposed some sweeping changes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kmh4321
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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A credit union in a Moon colony could be appropriately called Apollo Lunar Lender.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kngfbng
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2020
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You know what they say about communism,

Red flags everywhere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/laundaries
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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Why did the Soviet Union win the Space Race?

Because they're always Russian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sgt_PoopyMan
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2020
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I got fired from the electrician's union today for being bad at my job.

All of my co-workers were shocked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jackvishs
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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What sort of corn is sold at student unions?

Uni-corn!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maud_brijeulin
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2020
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Why couldn't the confederate soldier stay married?

Because he succeeded from the union

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bagel-X
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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Apparently they are still searching for the spy plane that was shot down over the former Soviet Union in 1960.

They still haven’t found what they’re looking for.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Konamicoder
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2020
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What is the most indifferent country in world history?

The So-be-it Union

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πŸ‘€︎ u/geeyoung373
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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I don't get how Russians didn't see the demise of the Soviet Union coming

There were red flags all over the place

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kangamooo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
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Why do people in the soviet union procrastinate?

Because they love Stalin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/h0ldmycovfefe
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2020
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What is the Soviet Union version of a Grammar Nazi?

A ,rade.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OrikamiPanio
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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Even in places where grocery workers are allowed to unionize people who do bagging work have no say on what goes into each new contract.

Baggers can't be choosers after all.

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One thing about unions in America...

If there's ever a good time to strike, they know how to picket.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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In Soviet Union comment corrects you
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πŸ‘€︎ u/silverwolf_raven
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2019
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I didn't think the metalworkers union existed any longer

But I guess they are steel around.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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Who’s responsible for the fall of the Soviet Union?

Everyone. They all share the blame.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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The Soviet Union did things pretty slowly...

I guess they were Stalin around.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shamieee
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2019
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What do you call a pirate ship in the Soviet Union

The USS Aarrgh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotatoSeed7
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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Union Jack with Whales
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πŸ‘€︎ u/recnemorcen
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2019
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Did you know that the Soviet Union didn't have mines?

They only had ours!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wombat1892
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2019
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A frog hops into the credit union and meets with his loan officer, Ms. Black. She asks if he has any collateral for the loan?

The frog pulls out a small weird shaped item, made of ceramic. Ms. Black isn’t sure what to make of it, so she asks her manager. He takes one look at the item, and says, β€œWhy that’s a knick knack Patty Black, give that frog a loan!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iamkeerock
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2019
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Did you know the match makers' union didn't have picket lines for their labor disputes?

They were strike anywhere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PM_ME_UR_BENCHYS
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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What is another name for the fall of the Soviet Union?

The Fault In Our Tsars.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheScarletSho
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2019
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Why don't cars start in the soviet union?

They keep on Stalin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LAL99
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2018
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Looks like someone's working his ass off
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πŸ‘€︎ u/applicantx
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2019
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The European Union is disgusting. Don't believe me?

Say EU real fast.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/disconformity
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2018
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What's the difference between a chemist and plumber?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustenGray
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2019
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How much space will Brexit free up from the European Union?

1 GB

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ValerieCreed
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2020
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How much space will Brexit free up in the European Union?

1 GB

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2020
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How much space will Brexit free up in the European Union?

1 GB

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