They're free of charge, right?
Because they kept Stalin 🤠🤠🤠
His marriage was unionized
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Did you hear about the red-headed cookie that broke it’s leg?
Gingersnap
Did you hear about the cookie that quietly laughs at other cookies’ drawings?
Snickerdoodle
Did you hear about the dessert that got cast in the bakery’s reboot of Indiana Jones: The Temple of Doom?
Shortbread
Did you hear about the friends the zombies are making in heaven?
Angel food
Did you hear about the Mushroom Kingdom princess that abdicated the throne to pursue the shoe repair trade?
Peach cobbler
Did you hear about the 49th state in the Union legalizing recreational marijuana?
Baked Alaska
Did you hear about the Bavarian teacher that filled up her blackboard every day?
German chocolate
Did you hear about the hip New York hotspots for citrus fruits?
Lemon bars
Did you hear about the mother's sister that really likes her nieces and nephews?
Fondant
Did you hear about people wagering money on a boxing match in the Arctic between a heavyweight champ and raspberries?
Sherbet
This was known as the Big Bang hypothesis.
Joke by Terry Pratchett, ‘The Colour of Magic’, Prologue.
I'm trying to find a good pun for pine or pine tree that is wedding/marriage themed.
They were Stalin.
The red flags were everywhere.
There's a lot of red flags you need to watch out for.
They proposed some sweeping changes.
Red flags everywhere.
Because they're always Russian.
All of my co-workers were shocked.
Uni-corn!
Because he succeeded from the union
They still haven’t found what they’re looking for.
The So-be-it Union
There were red flags all over the place
Because they love Stalin
A ,rade.
Baggers can't be choosers after all.
If there's ever a good time to strike, they know how to picket.
But I guess they are steel around.
Everyone. They all share the blame.
I guess they were Stalin around.
The USS Aarrgh
They only had ours!
The frog pulls out a small weird shaped item, made of ceramic. Ms. Black isn’t sure what to make of it, so she asks her manager. He takes one look at the item, and says, “Why that’s a knick knack Patty Black, give that frog a loan!”
They were strike anywhere.
The Fault In Our Tsars.
They keep on Stalin.
Say EU real fast.
Ask them to pronounce "unionized."
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