No, I didn't forget the apostrophe. And bonus points if you can guess his twin sister's name.
I've been cheating on my girlfriend with her twin, but it's OK because I can tell them apart.
So my wife recently gave birth to our twin sons in an alley
We call them the Backstreet Boys
Genders are like the twin towers
There used to be two of them, and now it’s insensitive to talk about
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
My father was a conjoined twin, so his brother was...
My uncle on my father’s side.
I was going out with a twin how did I know the difference
Sandy would paint her nails a different colour and Bob had a dick
Did you hear about the band leader who fathered twin daughters?
He named them Annaone and Annatwo.
Why did Spider-Man's evil twin fail his driver's test?
He was a bad parallel Parker.
My dad was born a conjoined twin, but separated at birth
So I have an uncle, once removed.
Anyone know the real identity of Spiderman’s evil twin?
My guess is Peter Darker.
My twin brother called me from prison
He said, “You know how we finish each other’s sentences?”
What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons?
What did the band director name his twin daughters?
I have a twin brother with a lisp.
He's the spitting image of me.
A man was arrested for pushing his rude identical twin off a bridge.
He was charged with making an obscene clone fall.
What did the firefighter name his twin sons?
I just found out I have a long lost twin brother.
Turns out we were womb mates.
Why is it confusing when twin brothers do Star Wars impressions?
Everybody knows about Darth Vader but nobody knows about the rise and fall off his twin sister..
Did you know that Napoleon had a twin?
They weren’t conjoined though, they were Bonaparte.
My twin girls were just born and I'm so happy. The first born is Kate. Do you know what I named the second born?
My father was born as a conjoined twin, but the doctors managed to separate them at birth.
So I have an uncle, once removed.
True story. At dinner tonight I asked one of my 5yo twin boys for 3 sight words he's learned in kindergarten. He replied...
What was Rapunzel’s ugly twin sister named?
I have a twin brother
He does weird shit always.
My mother calls him my cabrón copy
What did the drummer call his twin daughters?
what did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What did the drummer named his twin daughters?
What did the drummer call his twin daughters?
what did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Why did spiderman's evil twin fail is diver's test
Because he was a bad parallel parker
Why did Spider-Man’s evil twin fail his driving test?
We was a bad parallel Parker.
What does a drummer name their identical twin girls?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What did the drummer call his twin daughters?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What did the drummer name his twin girls?
My dad was born a conjoined twin, but separated at birth
So I have an uncle, once removed.
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What did the drummer Dad call his twin girls?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What did the drummer dad name his twin girls?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
What did the Hispanic firefighter name his twin boys?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
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