Do your worst!
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
They’re on standbi
32 years old male here
3 months ago i pressed my abdomen really hard that it hurt. a few hours later i experienced rebound tenderness in the region, which apparently means that it could have been peritonitis. i am now worried, could the peritonitis have caused infection that eroded my arteries in the region and weakened the arteries which might result in the formation of an aneurysm?
ALSO could you please tell me does the Tunica media/adventitia of blood vessels also have pain receptors? or is it only the tunica intima that contains pain receptors? thanks so much
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
Atherosclerotic Plaque Healing
To the Editor: In their review article, Vergallo and Crea (Aug. 27 issue)1 suggest that atherosclerotic plaque healing, through a clinically silent progression of stenosis to chronic coronary artery disease, may protect patients from acute coronary syndromes. Plaque disruption triggers a repair response with proliferation of smooth-muscle cells, which migrate from the tunica media to the intima. We have reported that juvenile sudden cardiac death (i.e., sudden death in young persons who are ≤35 years of age) may be associated with recent intimal proliferation of smooth-muscle cells in the absence of plaque rupture, erosion, or thrombosis (I don't have full text)
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Bob
Nothing, it just waved
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.
Just to clarify, 12345678
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
I was just sitting there doing nothing.
“BOOM”?!
"That's what they're fighting about."
Because his Visa didn’t work.
Because the audience only responds in a low ha
