Truffled Puns

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Too bad he was a FUNGI

I am not someone to be truffled with!

Help! I'm in truffle.

They’re not to be truffled with.

So my front yard has a lot of weeds and crappy grass I've been trying to get rid of for years. They're mutants, so nothing will kill them. This year, one of the decorative rocks has turned out to be covered by a giant shroom as well. This thing is enormous. It has about a hundred different canopies, but as far as I can tell it's all one organism.

So I was talking with her about things I might be able to use to get rid of all this stuff, shroom included, and after she suggested a mixture of various household products I asked if it would work on fungus as well. She said it was worth a shot and asked why I wanted to know.

I replied, "Because that thing's just taking up way too mush room."

I was over it in a few seconds, but she's been randomly cracking up for days now. Send help.

That box has truffle written all over it.

Because he had a lot of truffles in his life.

Me: Hey dad, we're going mushroom hunting early before we meet up for Mother's Day.

Dad: Nice. Stay out of truffle!

I was over at my folks' house, when my little sister offered my dad a chocolate truffle. My dad's response: "I don't like truffles. . . . Nobody knows the truffles I've seen. . ."