Have you heard of the new travel sized chocolate truffles?

Pocket Lindts...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Daehtop_Yrrah
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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The guy at my workplace whose haircut looks like a mushroom got fired today

Too bad he was a FUNGI

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnasf1
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2021
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Don't fight with me over chocolate

I am not someone to be truffled with!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoomRulz
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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What did the mushroom say as he was falling off of the cliff?

Help! I'm in truffle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustinSpartan
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2020
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Pigs are dangerous animals

They’re not to be truffled with.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wyrdeone
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2018
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My mom's been cackling at this bad pun for three days.

So my front yard has a lot of weeds and crappy grass I've been trying to get rid of for years. They're mutants, so nothing will kill them. This year, one of the decorative rocks has turned out to be covered by a giant shroom as well. This thing is enormous. It has about a hundred different canopies, but as far as I can tell it's all one organism.

So I was talking with her about things I might be able to use to get rid of all this stuff, shroom included, and after she suggested a mixture of various household products I asked if it would work on fungus as well. She said it was worth a shot and asked why I wanted to know.

I replied, "Because that thing's just taking up way too mush room."

I was over it in a few seconds, but she's been randomly cracking up for days now. Send help.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Batshit_Betty
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2018
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Even though I am on a diet, my wife brought home some chocolate candy covered in coco powder.

That box has truffle written all over it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Keauxbi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2017
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Why did the chef need to see a therapist?

Because he had a lot of truffles in his life.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NeGuy1
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2018
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I told my dad we're going mushroom hunting...

Me: Hey dad, we're going mushroom hunting early before we meet up for Mother's Day.

Dad: Nice. Stay out of truffle!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrammarGumshoe
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2015
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Chocolatey dad joke

I was over at my folks' house, when my little sister offered my dad a chocolate truffle. My dad's response: "I don't like truffles. . . . Nobody knows the truffles I've seen. . ."

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