Batman: Robin! Quick! Go get the Batmobile!
Robin: Sure thing, Batman!
A few minutes later...
Robin: The Batmobile won't start. In fact, it won't even turn over!
Batman: Check the battery.
Robin: What's a tery?
"Hamster?" she laughed, "That's a snake".
The Dark Knight Crisis
He's the scenter of a tension.
T-o-d-a-y
Boom
They can't install Windows.
because of a certain case, which made it so that all the zoo animals had to stay in his bedroom. One of them keeps on waking him up, but he’s not sure which one. He goes to see an expert on similar situations like this. They go over which one is the most likely. The expert says:
“It’s not the fox, since those are quiet. It’s also most likely not the monkeys, because these types sleep well.”
They have a conversation like this, but the zookeeper keeps on wanting to talk about his elephant, which he loved and thought would never want to wake him up. The expert notices and plays along for a while, avoiding the subject until all other animals are no longer a suspect. The expert finally gets tired and asks the zookeeper:
“Are we going to talk about the elephant in the room?”
when he's in trouble again
The Rook is causing a rookus.
Dad: Maybe he's a trainee.
He doesn’t understand the gravity of the situation.
Like, "Sir, you're gonna have to get out. The ball pit is for kids only Sir."...
He's a real in-store-gator!
You could say she has a bone to pick.
We haven't been able to extract the problem yet, but there will be a press conference shortly
Is that considered shemanigans?
You have my Word.
...that before I can run, I need to learn to March first.
Some might say its floundering
A small medium at large.
She is always refusing to take a nap
And resisting a rest
The dad looks at his son and says, "No, you can't have a new name, Robert."
