I was going to tell a time travelling joke

But you guys didn't like it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PrincessCuteButt
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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What do you call a time travelling killer whale?

orcarina of time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MRTJ115
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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The worst thing about time travelling are the kids asking:

"Are we then yet?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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I knew a time travelling botanist

He kept going back to the fuchsia

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mantissa7
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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Time travelling theives

Late night conversation Me: What if every unexplained disappearance was because of time travelling theives? Spouse: That would be interesting. Me: And that's why my right sock always disappears from the washer. Spouse: The right sock? Me: I'm just assuming because there's only one left. Spouse:..... Me: That and time travelling theives wouldn't be dumb enough to steal the wrong sock. Spouse: Get out of the bed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Saint_Juib
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2018
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What do you call a time travelling couple?

A couple of days ago.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ninboja
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2018
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Time Travelling Van

When I was maybe 7 or 8 my dad was performing some routine maintenance on my mums van, probably an oil change or something. Anyway I asked dad what he was doing and he told me he had installed a time travel device that would take us back in time. My dad is still a geek and at the time the wizardry he could do with electronics left me with no doubts in my mind that he had in fact invented and installed a time travel device in my mums van. When finished he suggested we take it for a test drive.

The next morning we got up quite early, packed a picnic and loaded the family into the van to see the time traveling van in action, we drove for about an hour out of the city to a small town called......Middlemarch.

When we got there he said "Well we're in the middle of march now, and it was December when we left home!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BountyHNZ
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2015
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Did you hear Boba Fett was able to time travel?

In his mandelorian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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Hey Reddit, Wanna hear a joke about time travel?

Never mind. Y’all didn’t like it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Knowbody-_-
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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Went camping with a time traveler but they were silent the whole time...

...I think they prefer speaking in future tents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/humanbeingahuman
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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If you spell the words β€œAbsolutely Nothing” backwards, you get β€œGnihton Yletulosba,” which ironically means...

Absolutely nothing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRealTripleH
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2021
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I was time traveling yesterday.

But I got hungry, so I went back four seconds.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayInRed
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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The bartender says, "we don't serve time travelers here."

A time traveler walks into a bar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VVIIVVI
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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My sister in law told me a time traveling joke I was gonna share with ya all..

But you guys hated it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InfiniteElway
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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"I'm sorry," said the barman, "we don't serve time travellers."

A time traveller walks into a bar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
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I used to be addicted to time travel,

but that’s all in the past now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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If you time travel to the future and get decapitated-

You really are a head of your time

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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So they are making this movie where Michael J. Fox voice acts for a time traveling chicken.

They call it Bawk to the Future.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rpdaca
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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Every time I travel to a new city, I like to take a picture of myself in front of the tomes of books...

I just have to take shelfies!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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What is a time travelers favorite ice cream?

Ripple.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jmahler0514
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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So I travelled back in time, and was told THE BEST joke by ancient egyptians

I laughed historically!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lucab_lesp
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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I've just been accused of reposting a Dadjoke about Time travel tomorrow...

...That's Preposterous.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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I'm a time traveler, just arrived from 1990

It took me thirty years to get here.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CapstickWentHome
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2020
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I was going to post a time travel joke but.....

Nobody thought it was funny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fixedsit
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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The inventor of time travel has died in a tragic jousting accident

RIP: 1976 - 1130

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stoatwobbler
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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I was gonna tell a time travelling joke

But you guys didnt like it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CChiief
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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I was going to tell you a time traveling joke

But you didn't like it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trtlman
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2021
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I was going to tell a time traveling joke

But you guys didn't like it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Crowshatemusic
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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I was going to tell a time traveling joke...

But you didn’t like it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VikingLord17
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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I was going to tell a time traveling joke...

But you guys didn’t like it

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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I was going to tell a time-traveling joke......

....but you guys didn't like it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DJBlue18
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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I was going to tell a time-traveling joke.

But you guys didn't like it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SkumbagKira
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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I was going to tell you a time traveling joke

But you didn't like it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trtlman
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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I was gonna tell a time-traveling joke.

But you guys didn’t like it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VVIIVVI
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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I was about to tell a time traveling joke

but you guys didn’t like it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theereelest
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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I would tell a time travel joke,

but you didn't like it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
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If you time travel to the future and get decapitated-

You really are a head of your times

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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The bartender says "Sorry we don't serve time travelers"

Two time travelers walk into a bar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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I was going to tell a time-traveling joke.

but you guys didn't like it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Odinnextgen
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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The bartender says, β€œwe don’t serve time travelers in here!”

A time traveler walks into a bar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AinSpaceXXX
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2020
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I have a joke about time travel

but you didn't like it...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thewantedgr
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2019
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I was gonna tell you guys a time traveling joke,

but you didn't like it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RobRoy333
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2020
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I was going to post a time-travel joke...

But you guys didn't like it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2020
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Why was the time traveler never on time?

Because he travels in time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/troy_lc
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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The bartender says, β€œWe don’t serve time travelers here.”

Two men from the future walk into a bar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2018
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Sorry sir, we don't serve time travelers here

A time traveler walks into a bar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Johnny_Two_Timez
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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The barkeep says, β€œSorry, we don’t serve time-travelers here”

A time traveler walks into a bar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RaptorDesign
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2018
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