Went camping with a time traveler but they were silent the whole time...
...I think they prefer speaking in future tents
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︎ Dec 20 2020
The bartender says, "we don't serve time travelers here."
A time traveler walks into a bar.
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︎ Oct 03 2020
What is a time travelers favorite ice cream?
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︎ Jun 22 2020
I'm a time traveler, just arrived from 1990
It took me thirty years to get here.
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︎ Feb 29 2020
How far back in time did the hungry time traveler go?
He went back four seconds
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︎ Jan 03 2020
I'M A TIME TRAVELER
I travel one second in time every second
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︎ Jun 08 2019
Procrastinators Unite Tommorrow, Dyslexics Untie Today, Time Travelers...
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︎ Mar 21 2017
I was going to tell a time traveling joke...
But you didnβt like it.
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︎ Dec 27 2020
Did you hear Boba Fett was able to time travel?
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︎ Dec 27 2020
Hey Reddit, Wanna hear a joke about time travel?
Never mind. Yβall didnβt like it.
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︎ Dec 03 2020
If you want to hear a joke about time-travel,
Meet here last Tuesday at 7pm
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︎ Nov 24 2020
My sister in law told me a time traveling joke I was gonna share with ya all..
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︎ Nov 12 2020
"I'm sorry," said the barman, "we don't serve time travellers."
A time traveller walks into a bar.
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︎ May 13 2020
What do you call a time travelling killer whale?
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︎ Sep 20 2020
I used to be addicted to time travel,
but thatβs all in the past now.
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︎ Jun 28 2020
If you time travel to the future and get decapitated-
You really are a head of your time
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︎ Aug 09 2020
So they are making this movie where Michael J. Fox voice acts for a time traveling chicken.
They call it Bawk to the Future.
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︎ Sep 01 2020
The worst thing about time travelling are the kids asking:
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︎ Jun 27 2020
Every time I travel to a new city, I like to take a picture of myself in front of the tomes of books...
I just have to take shelfies!
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︎ Jul 27 2020
So I travelled back in time, and was told THE BEST joke by ancient egyptians
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︎ Jul 31 2020
I knew a time travelling botanist
He kept going back to the fuchsia
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︎ Jul 29 2020
I've just been accused of reposting a Dadjoke about Time travel tomorrow...
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︎ Jul 05 2020
The inventor of time travel has died in a tragic jousting accident
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︎ Jun 11 2020
I was going to post a time travel joke but.....
Nobody thought it was funny.
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︎ Feb 09 2020
Well I did have a great joke about time travel...
But as it turns out, you all didn't like it.
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︎ Jan 11 2020
The bartender says "Sorry we don't serve time travelers"
Two time travelers walk into a bar
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︎ Jun 24 2020
The bartender says, βwe donβt serve time travelers in here!β
A time traveler walks into a bar.
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︎ Apr 05 2020
Why was the time traveler never on time?
Because he travels in time.
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︎ Apr 23 2020
Sorry sir, we don't serve time travelers here
A time traveler walks into a bar.
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︎ Jan 25 2020
The bartender says, βWe donβt serve time travelers here.β
Two men from the future walk into a bar
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︎ Feb 08 2018
The barkeep says, βSorry, we donβt serve time-travelers hereβ
A time traveler walks into a bar.
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︎ Dec 28 2018
The bartender says, "We don't serve time travelers here."
A time traveler walks inside a bar.
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︎ Sep 26 2018
The bar tender says, "We don't serve time travelers here."
Two time travelers walk into a bar and realize, "We're in a timeloop."
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︎ Feb 09 2018
I was going to tell a time traveling joke...
But you guys didnβt like it
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︎ Nov 28 2020
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke......
....but you guys didn't like it.
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︎ Oct 15 2020
I was time traveling yesterday.
But I got hungry, so I went back four seconds.
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︎ Nov 19 2020
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke.
But you guys didn't like it!
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︎ Oct 28 2020
I was going to tell you a time traveling joke
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︎ Sep 18 2020
I was gonna tell a time-traveling joke.
But you guys didnβt like it.
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︎ Oct 03 2020
I was going to tell a time travelling joke
But you guys didn't like it.
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︎ Aug 05 2020
I was about to tell a time traveling joke
but you guys didnβt like it
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︎ Aug 08 2020
I would tell a time travel joke,
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︎ May 13 2020
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke.
but you guys didn't like it.
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︎ Sep 03 2020
If you time travel to the future and get decapitated-
You really are a head of your times
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︎ Aug 09 2020
I was gonna tell you a time travel joke
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︎ Sep 08 2020
I was gonna tell you guys a time traveling joke,
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︎ Apr 20 2020
I have a joke about time travel
but you didn't like it...
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︎ Sep 04 2019
I was going to post a time-travel joke...
But you guys didn't like it
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︎ Apr 17 2020
I was gonna tell a time travelling joke
But you guys didnt like it
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︎ Dec 30 2019
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