Went camping with a time traveler but they were silent the whole time...

...I think they prefer speaking in future tents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/humanbeingahuman
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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The bartender says, "we don't serve time travelers here."

A time traveler walks into a bar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VVIIVVI
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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What is a time travelers favorite ice cream?

Ripple.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jmahler0514
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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I'm a time traveler, just arrived from 1990

It took me thirty years to get here.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CapstickWentHome
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2020
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How far back in time did the hungry time traveler go?

He went back four seconds

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danwright32
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2020
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I'M A TIME TRAVELER

I travel one second in time every second

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Salzak96
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2019
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Procrastinators Unite Tommorrow, Dyslexics Untie Today, Time Travelers...

Unite Yesterday.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sinsculpt
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2017
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I was going to tell a time traveling joke...

But you didn’t like it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VikingLord17
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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Did you hear Boba Fett was able to time travel?

In his mandelorian.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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Hey Reddit, Wanna hear a joke about time travel?

Never mind. Y’all didn’t like it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Knowbody-_-
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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If you want to hear a joke about time-travel,

Meet here last Tuesday at 7pm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/propellerhead-web
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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My sister in law told me a time traveling joke I was gonna share with ya all..

But you guys hated it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InfiniteElway
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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"I'm sorry," said the barman, "we don't serve time travellers."

A time traveller walks into a bar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
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What do you call a time travelling killer whale?

orcarina of time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MRTJ115
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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I used to be addicted to time travel,

but that’s all in the past now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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If you time travel to the future and get decapitated-

You really are a head of your time

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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So they are making this movie where Michael J. Fox voice acts for a time traveling chicken.

They call it Bawk to the Future.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rpdaca
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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The worst thing about time travelling are the kids asking:

"Are we then yet?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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Every time I travel to a new city, I like to take a picture of myself in front of the tomes of books...

I just have to take shelfies!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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So I travelled back in time, and was told THE BEST joke by ancient egyptians

I laughed historically!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lucab_lesp
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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I knew a time travelling botanist

He kept going back to the fuchsia

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mantissa7
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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I've just been accused of reposting a Dadjoke about Time travel tomorrow...

...That's Preposterous.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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The inventor of time travel has died in a tragic jousting accident

RIP: 1976 - 1130

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stoatwobbler
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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I was going to post a time travel joke but.....

Nobody thought it was funny.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fixedsit
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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Well I did have a great joke about time travel...

But as it turns out, you all didn't like it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lil-Sleepy-A1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2020
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The bartender says "Sorry we don't serve time travelers"

Two time travelers walk into a bar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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The bartender says, β€œwe don’t serve time travelers in here!”

A time traveler walks into a bar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AinSpaceXXX
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2020
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Why was the time traveler never on time?

Because he travels in time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/troy_lc
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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Sorry sir, we don't serve time travelers here

A time traveler walks into a bar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Johnny_Two_Timez
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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The bartender says, β€œWe don’t serve time travelers here.”

Two men from the future walk into a bar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2018
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The barkeep says, β€œSorry, we don’t serve time-travelers here”

A time traveler walks into a bar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RaptorDesign
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2018
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The bartender says, "We don't serve time travelers here."

A time traveler walks inside a bar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElexCube
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2018
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The bar tender says, "We don't serve time travelers here."

Two time travelers walk into a bar and realize, "We're in a timeloop."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/heliattackpe
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2018
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I was going to tell a time traveling joke...

But you guys didn’t like it

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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I was going to tell a time-traveling joke......

....but you guys didn't like it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DJBlue18
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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I was time traveling yesterday.

But I got hungry, so I went back four seconds.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayInRed
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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I was going to tell a time-traveling joke.

But you guys didn't like it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SkumbagKira
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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I was going to tell you a time traveling joke

But you didn't like it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trtlman
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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I was gonna tell a time-traveling joke.

But you guys didn’t like it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VVIIVVI
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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I was going to tell a time travelling joke

But you guys didn't like it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PrincessCuteButt
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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I was about to tell a time traveling joke

but you guys didn’t like it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theereelest
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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I would tell a time travel joke,

but you didn't like it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
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I was going to tell a time-traveling joke.

but you guys didn't like it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Odinnextgen
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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If you time travel to the future and get decapitated-

You really are a head of your times

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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I was gonna tell you a time travel joke

But you didn't like it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/303x
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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I was gonna tell you guys a time traveling joke,

but you didn't like it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RobRoy333
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2020
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I have a joke about time travel

but you didn't like it...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thewantedgr
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2019
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I was going to post a time-travel joke...

But you guys didn't like it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2020
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I was gonna tell a time travelling joke

But you guys didnt like it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CChiief
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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