Went camping with a time traveler but they were silent the whole time...
...I think they prefer speaking in future tents
The bartender says, "we don't serve time travelers here."
A time traveler walks into a bar.
What is a time travelers favorite ice cream?
I'm a time traveler, just arrived from 1990
It took me thirty years to get here.
How far back in time did the hungry time traveler go?
He went back four seconds
I'M A TIME TRAVELER
I travel one second in time every second
Procrastinators Unite Tommorrow, Dyslexics Untie Today, Time Travelers...
Was gonna tell you a time travelling joke but..
How to time travel.
Before you leave, take note of the time. When you arrive, take note of the time again. Now calculate the difference. Congratulations, you know how to time travel.
I was gonna tell a time travel joke but you didn’t like it.
Why is Dark spelled with a ‘K’ and not a ‘C’?
Because you can’t ‘C’ in the dark
Did you hear Boba Fett was able to time travel?
Hey Reddit, Wanna hear a joke about time travel?
Never mind. Y’all didn’t like it.
"I'm sorry," said the barman, "we don't serve time travellers."
A time traveller walks into a bar.
My sister in law told me a time traveling joke I was gonna share with ya all..
If you spell the words “Absolutely Nothing” backwards, you get “Gnihton Yletulosba,” which ironically means...
What do you call a time travelling killer whale?
I used to be addicted to time travel,
but that’s all in the past now.
The worst thing about time travelling are the kids asking:
If you time travel to the future and get decapitated-
You really are a head of your time
Is this sub still active?
Haven't seen anyone post all year!
(Happy New Year from Australia everyone!)
So they are making this movie where Michael J. Fox voice acts for a time traveling chicken.
They call it Bawk to the Future.
Every time I travel to a new city, I like to take a picture of myself in front of the tomes of books...
I just have to take shelfies!
I knew a time travelling botanist
He kept going back to the fuchsia
I've just been accused of reposting a Dadjoke about Time travel tomorrow...
I was going to post a time travel joke but.....
Nobody thought it was funny.
The bartender says "Sorry we don't serve time travelers"
Two time travelers walk into a bar
The bartender says, “we don’t serve time travelers in here!”
A time traveler walks into a bar.
The bartender says, “We don’t serve time travelers here.”
Two men from the future walk into a bar
Why was the time traveler never on time?
Because he travels in time.
The barkeep says, “Sorry, we don’t serve time-travelers here”
A time traveler walks into a bar.
Sorry sir, we don't serve time travelers here
A time traveler walks into a bar.
The bartender says, "We don't serve time travelers here."
A time traveler walks inside a bar.
The bar tender says, "We don't serve time travelers here."
Two time travelers walk into a bar and realize, "We're in a timeloop."
I was going to tell you a time traveling joke
I was going to tell a time traveling joke
But you guys didn't like it.
I was going to tell a time traveling joke...
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke......
....but you guys didn't like it.
I was going to tell a time traveling joke...
But you guys didn’t like it
I was time traveling yesterday.
But I got hungry, so I went back four seconds.
I was going to tell you a time traveling joke
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke.
But you guys didn't like it!
I was gonna tell a time-traveling joke.
But you guys didn’t like it.
I was going to tell a time travelling joke
But you guys didn't like it.
I was about to tell a time traveling joke
but you guys didn’t like it
I would tell a time travel joke,
If you time travel to the future and get decapitated-
You really are a head of your times
I was going to tell a time-traveling joke.
but you guys didn't like it.
I have a joke about time travel
but you didn't like it...
I was gonna tell you guys a time traveling joke,
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