Time 3 Puns

2 was enjoying a special position in the sequence of numbers. It was the only even prime number. All the other even numbers existed only because 2 existed. Heck, even computers ran on base-2.

As a result, 2 looked down upon all the other numbers, but no one could do anything about it.

3 and 5 conspired against 2 and decided they needed to do something so that it lost its powers. They kidnapped 2, and through magic divided 2’s powers equally among themselves. 2 ceased to exist. 3 and 5 both increased by 1.

Looking at 2’s dead body, they said, “Now we are even.”

Have a fourth one yell "BINGO"

Movie starts

Oops, wrong sub

It's my last resort!

Edit: changed "it was" to "it's"

Too many Loggins attempts I guess.

That’s just a blanket statement.

I would tell my co-workers to keep at it, because it would be Fort Worth It!

Now we are headed to Denver for a while, and I need a new one. Any suggestions?

"So there is pontiac. Porsche. Packard.. You know what a Packard is, dont ya? Or is that a little before your time? How old are you? So you know what it is then, right?" So he sets up the joke incorrectly by not giving me a chance to name any. But to him, this joke is SO funny, there is no way to make it unfunny. ".. well none of them because they all start with gas." Then he turns and acts like he is about to walk out of the store, like he dropped the proverbial mic. So I feign a half smile & say "yep. Gas. Thats a good one."

Now there's lots of em.

Son: "Mommy. Do you know who wrote this book?"

Wife: "No, buddy. Who?"

Son: "The author."

They had to put him in the Icu.

A Nyucks Capacitor

When the answer is wrong

That's just a blanket statement.

now look how many there are!