My friend makes a living off of being the sound of a clock.
Her actual words were, "I'm a tiktoker," but I knew what she meant.
where did captain hook get his hook?
at a secondhand store
My friend said I wouldn’t be able to name two structures that hold water.
I was like, “Well, damn.”
What’s Captain Hook’s least favorite App?
TikTok
I actually don’t understand why Donald Trump wants to ban TikTok
What’s Kesha done to deserve this?
My son asked me what does gay mean
Me: it's means being happy
Son: so are you gay dad?
Me: no son, I have an wife
How did TikTok become so popular?
They chose a really good TokTik
Saw this on a tiktok about a lesbian couple that look like sisters - Dopplebangers
What did the non-binary prospector say when they saw the mountain range?
I bet there’s gold in them/their hills.
(Shamelessly stolen from danimidwest on tiktok)
My wife caught me drinking brake fluid this morning. She told me that wasn't good for me.
I told her it's okay, I can stop anytime.
Credit to @meetbuford on TikTok for this.
