What's the difference between a tombola and an instagramer's pose?

One's a lucky dip and the other is a ducky lip

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stokokopops
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What's the one move in swordplay every instagramer knows?

Riposte!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Legit_not_a_bot
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French weed. From @boyfantasyart on Instagram.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ehnoscentteaya
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Credit: instagram.com/etheriality
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NicksterTV
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Started an OnlyFans account. Pretty excited for my early retirement
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Saw this on Instagram lol
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ExoticCow64
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Should've becareful of your speech
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DefNotInTheOven
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Elektrisyen
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DefNotInTheOven
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What a lad being a ruthless guy
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DefNotInTheOven
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I had a pun war on Instagram reddit.com/gallery/jzziig
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlyingSphinx26_
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Fall puns! @thechosenpun on instagram
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πŸ‘€︎ u/redplaidboots
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What do you call an instagram celeb who got Corona?

An influenzer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NAtionalniHIlist
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What's a thousand times better than Instagram?

Instakilogram.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MolecularPotato
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What do Abraham Lincoln biographies and Instagram promoters have in common?

Lincoln bio.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emagdaleno
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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Social media issues

The other day I Stumbledupon my Instagram and lost Pinterest

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chuck1705
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2021
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What do call a Grandma on speed dial?

InstaGram

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Adragontype
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An Instagram.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/griff2409
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2021
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Newton’s cradle! (Credit to thejenkinscomic on Instagram)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kannathelegend
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First post here (@memegasm on instagram)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dave6542
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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What do Instagram influencers eat for breakfast?

Raise-in-brand.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/heynow2468
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Found this gem on Instagram
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trtlman
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2020
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What is the mass of a hipster?

1 instagram

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If you upload 1000 pictures on Instagram..

.. is it like uploading one picture in Instakilogram?

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It's the little things that count (also a T-rex's arms)

https://www.instagram.com/standup.trex/

https://preview.redd.it/9449vyyyj4f61.png?width=620&format=png&auto=webp&s=4f5d46a86d95447af0958da58a8583a00398e36f

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mondalengo
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My friend sent me a meme on Instagram

I laughed even though I had already reddit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smithsea2
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Posted this visual pun to Instagram, I think 1 person got it... imgur.com/OjyhJJz
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Death_By_Sexy
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My son said he's famous on Instagram

"Hello famous on Instagram, I'm dad"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/karma-enigma
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I came up with Instagram a decade before it came out

when I put my grandma on speed dial.

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Need Hella Puns

https://preview.redd.it/wa3s3ozxftc61.png?width=4500&format=png&auto=webp&s=04f10d36e95914e4d39ec2312ce5176a062911b1

Who thinks they're punny?! πŸ˜œβ €β €I sketched this Hellraiser holding a cactus and thought it'd make a cute Valentine's Day card. I'm in the process of colouring it and I want YOU to help me caption it.β €

I've asked the question on IG (@ashrobertsondesign) but didn't get a lot of feedback so I'm reaching out here. Gimme your best prick, point, hell, etc. related puns n make it about love πŸ”₯

I'll choose a favourite from the comments and turn it into a FREE Valentine's Day card printable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ashtrobertson
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Saw this on instagram, he must have time to kill
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ACE_POPSICLE
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Just saw a girl on Instagram trying to catch covid-19 to get famous.

Apparently she wants to be a social media influenza

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If Post Malone died and his instagram account posted a picture of him to commemorate his death, then Post Malone would be posting a Malone post-Malone.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/OystersDryLancers
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We will never run out of puns now!

A giant list of puns

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn’t have the balls to do it.

I used to be afraid of hu

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/communist_scumbag
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Maria cannot upload baby Jesus picture to Instagram...

...because there's no stable internet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/risanthy
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After coming back from Switzerland
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MartianGlassner
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Found this on Instagram
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trtlman
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A painting I did this time last year Instagram @molkyb
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πŸ‘€︎ u/molkyb
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I found this on instagram
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πŸ‘€︎ u/greekpotato4444
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so anyway im switching my major to marketing...

just a few hours ago my brother was talking about buying cinnamon rolls from his english teacher who bakes and sells it on instagram as a side hustle and i said IF SHES AN ENGLISH TEACHER SHE SHOULD CALL THEM SYNONYM ROLLS and honestly im super proud

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JacksonCM
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PunHub
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jx3ly
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Reddit very good Instagram very bad
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FraserBlueGaming
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Corn Dog (courtesy of the Vsauce Instagram)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FrontEast
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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Bc I’m punny like that (saw it on Instagram)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/_samdwich_
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2019
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Insta?

What is a 1000x better than Instagram?

INSTAKILO.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stoned_Emperor
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A giant list of puns from r/copypasta

A giant list of puns

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn’t have the balls to do it.

I used to be afraid of hu

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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