What happens if you throw a Finnish sailor overboard?

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πŸ“…︎ May 11 2019
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A ship was sinking and the crew had to throw coffins overboard.

They couldn't have any dead weight.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pun-isher42
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2019
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Three guys are on a boat with 4 cigarettes and no matchbox or lighter, what do they do?

They throw a cigarette overboard and the boat becomes a cigarette lighter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gab3_itch69
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
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Why do so many pirates wear an eyepatch?

Because pirate has a single β€˜i’

(Please don’t throw me overboard)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/W-eye
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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My dad has the ultimate nerd jokes

3 guys are in a boat with 4 cigarettes but no way to light them. What do they do?
Throw 1 cigarette overboard and the boat becomes a cigarette lighter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/waker7281
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2014
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"ladies first" the captain said...

when he was throwing people overboard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HVIIDPOWER
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2019
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Three guys are on a boat with four cigarettes but no matches or lighter. What do they do?

They throw a cigarette overboard and the boat becomes a cigarette lighter.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2021
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