So these two muffins are sitting in an oven …

One muffin says, β€œMan, it sure is getting hot in here.”

The other muffin says, β€œHOLY CRAP! A talking muffin!”

πŸ‘︎ 572
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2022
🚨︎ report
Where does Napoleon keep his armies?

In his sleevies.

πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/lawyerdyke
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2022
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.