Nobody told him, it was gonna be a soup prize π
But it was a catasstrophy
All he got was a P.O.S. trophy
It was a no-bel
A no-belt prize
"No Thanks!!" I said. "I've only got a small garden."
A massive corngratulations.
Second tears.
Our niece told us all in a family group text that they called the election.
I wrote βAnd did the election answer or did it go straight to voicemail?β
...always came from Earth ?
It's a Corolla of the dice.
Mom: is that swimmer Russian?
Bro: well.. Not anymore, she finished
Blank stares turned to realizations and then everyone threw stuff at him
Oh ... would you look at that ... itβs a tie
Give him a hand.
With a penalty hootout.
Buh dum tiss
It smelled a little fowl.
His breath.
Everybody else was eliminated.
In fact, it was a cat-ass-trophy!
So, we were having dinner and talking about Pi day and I told them "everything relates to the circle of life", my daughter said "Dad you are not funny" and my wife said "you have become like my dad"
I think that was the ultimate badge of a dadjoker, right?
Son, in a silly voice: "I'd like another piece of matzah with cream cheese and a-vo-ca-TOE."
Me: I don't think avoca's have toes, ha ha ha.
Son: ....
Me: I was just joking around. It's really "a-vo-ca-DO."
Son: Avoca's don't have dough, either.
Oh would you look at that...itβs a tie.
