Hello! I have to make a presentation about how to avoid a shark attack for a final project in my english class. I suck at making titles, but can anyone come up with a clever one using puns?
I need a cute love pun about whiskey and another one about asteroids...can anyone help out plz??
Hello Redit
As I stated in the title, im searching for a baseball related pun. Maybe something with bat, pitch, .... Thanks guys
Did you hear about the red-headed cookie that broke itโs leg?
Gingersnap
Did you hear about the cookie that quietly laughs at other cookiesโ drawings?
Snickerdoodle
Did you hear about the dessert that got cast in the bakeryโs reboot of Indiana Jones: The Temple of Doom?
Shortbread
Did you hear about the friends the zombies are making in heaven?
Angel food
Did you hear about the Mushroom Kingdom princess that abdicated the throne to pursue the shoe repair trade?
Peach cobbler
Did you hear about the 49th state in the Union legalizing recreational marijuana?
Baked Alaska
Did you hear about the Bavarian teacher that filled up her blackboard every day?
German chocolate
Did you hear about the hip New York hotspots for citrus fruits?
Lemon bars
Did you hear about the mother's sister that really likes her nieces and nephews?
Fondant
Did you hear about people wagering money on a boxing match in the Arctic between a heavyweight champ and raspberries?
Sherbet
You build upun it
They just said "How dairy!"
But my publisher told me that word games are not what I excel at.
So my brother is super hard to buy for because my mom buys him EVERYTHING, literally. This kid has every toy, game console, video game, movie, funko pop, t-shirt, etc to ever exist. My sister and I decided to buy him chips for Christmas. I got jalapeno cheddar cheetos, a few snack bags of spicy chips, and a can of pringles. I'm going to wrap them individually and put them in a stocking. I would like to add a card with a pun or joke about chips to at least make this (admittedly low effort) gift funny.
I'd have lots of doe.
So I am trying to think of something to put on our familyโs Christmas card. The only thing I can think of is โhindsight is 2020โ.
I am however 100% sure you amazing people can come up with something much better for this dumpster fire of a year.
I'm creating a drinking game where every important event equals to drinking, but I am nowhere close to NAMING my drinking game. A friend of mine recommended this subreddit, saying that people drop some really punny puns here. Give your ideas for a title, I think up to 6 words would be okay.
Let's see what you can do!
What you need to know about the game:
- You can create your timeline based on packages (ages, countries, continents, etc).
- Every important event has a normal action and drinking action.
- You never know in which year you are located but get an estimate year. You can either guess the year (or date) and get a free pass or you have to execute the action or drinking action. When you guess wrong, you'll have to double it.
That's basically it.
Does anyone have a one word type of pun for the name Saul, something like Saul n Pepper
It really toque me by surprise!
Pun-cakes.
What are some good puns for that name? (Preferably 1 word, instead of a whole phrase) thanks!
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EDIT: We plan to place it on the mug as a gift, so it should be relatively short
I need to find a pun for the word pinecone
Trying to think these up has been unbearable
