Out of everyone named in the ultimate battle of ultimate destiny who would actually win?
Godzilla
Shaq-fu
Aaron carter
Batman
Abraham Lincoln
Indiana Jones
Optimus Prime
Jackie Chan
Chuck Norris
Gandalf the Grey
Gandalf the White
Monty Python
the Holy Grail's Black Knight
Benito Mussolini
The Blue Meanie
Cowboy Curtis
Jambi the Genie
Robocop
the Terminator
Captain Kirk
Darth Vader
Lo Pan
Superman
every single Power Ranger
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan
Spock
The Rock
Doc Ock
Hulk Hogan
Mr. Rogers
i'll start
Old godzilla was hoppin around
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Old Godzilla was hopping around
Tokyo city like a big playground
When suddenly Batman burst from the shade
And hit Godzilla with a bat grenade
Godzilla got pissed and began to attack
But didn't expect to be blocked by Shaq
Who proceeded to open up a can of Shaq-Fu
When Aaron Carter came out of the blue
And he started beating up Shaquille O'Neal
Then they both got flattened by the Batmobile
But before it could make it back to the Batcave
Abraham Lincoln popped out of his grave
And took an AK-47 out from under his hat
Blew Batman away with a rat-a-tat-tat
But he ran out of bullets and he ran away
Because Optimus Prime came to save the day
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Good guys, bad guys and explosions, as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Godzilla took a bite out of Optimus Prime
Like Scruff McGruff took a bite out of crime
And then Shaq came back covered in a tire track
But Jackie Chan jumped out and landed on his back
And Batman was injured and trying to get steady
When Abraham Lincoln came back with a machete
But suddenly something caught his leg and he tripped
Indiana Jones took him out with his whip
Then he saw Godzilla sneaking up from behind
And he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find
'Cause Batman stole it and he shot and he missed
And Jackie Chan deflected it with his fist
Then he jumped in the air and he did a somersault
While Abraham Lincoln tried to pole vault
Onto Optimus Prime but they collided in the air
Then they both got hit by a Care Bear stare
This is the ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny
Good guys, bad guys and explosions, as far as the eye can see
And only one will survive, I wonder who it will be
This is the ultimate showdown...
Angels sang out an immaculate chorus
Down from the heavens descended Chuck Norris
Who delivered a kick which could shatter bones
Into the crotch of Indiana Jones
Who fell over on the ground, writhing in pain
As Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
But Chuck saw through his clever disguise
And he crushed Batman's head in between his thighs
Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White
And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's black knight
And Benito Mussolini, and the Blue Meanie
And Cowboy Curtis, and Jambi The Genie
Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader
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Under the assumption that Mr Rodgers with a standard European shortsword can defeat everyone mentioned in the song with difficulty ranging from stomp to moderate difficulty, who is the weakest fictional character that can defeat Mr. Rodgers?
Assume that each character who was mentioned was in their strongest iteration.
Battle takes place in 123 Street st, Anytown USA with zero prep time on either side.
Considering his acting renaissance he had recently we could might see Coppola-EL in Flashpoint (and yes, I know he was in the Teen Titans Go film)
The One-Above-All was hopping around
The Multiverse is like a big playground
But suddenly Batman burst from the shade
And stomped the One with a bat-grenade
Darkseid was there and began to attack
But he was oneshot when Batman hit back
And proceeded to open a can of bat-fu
When Xenoverse Goku came out of the blue
He started charging up a god ki blast
But the next microsecond was to be his last
Because Batman threw out his fist
And Goku became a fine red mist
[Refrain]
Batman beat the shit out of Superboy Prime
And I couldn't come up with a better rhyme
But the next to arrive was Alien X
And all it took Batman was just a flex
Batman wasn't injured and was going steady
The whole Doomverse wasn't ready
To face the incredible wrath of the Bat
And it got turned into one big splat
Joker and Demi-Fiend snuck up from behind
But their swift demise they would soon find
'Cause Batman saw them, he shot and not missed
And the two godslayers ceased to exist
Batman jumped in the air and he did a somersault
And easily countered Archie Sonic's assault
Then sent Sailor Moon flying through the air
With nothing but the power of his Bat-Stare
[Refrain]
Angels sung out in immaculate pathos
From Elysian Fields, emerged fierce Kratos
But gravity was too much
For his fragile bones
And he was dispatched
By Batman's shadow clones
He fell over on the ground,
Writhing in pain
As Batman changed back into Bruce Wayne
But even without his clever disguise
He crushed Kratos' head, it was not a surprise
Then Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White
And Monty Python and the Holy Grail's Black Knight
And Benito Mussolini and The Blue Meanie and
Cowboy Curtis and Jambi the Genie,
Robocop, the Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader,
Lo Pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger,
Bill S. Preston and Theodore Logan,
Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan
All came out of nowhere lightning fast,
And got kicked by Batman in their collective ass
It was the bloodiest battle the world ever saw,
With civilians looking on in total awe
And the fight raged on for a century
Many lives were claimed, but eventually
The champion stood, and everyone heard it
"Batman wins" was the ultimate verdict.
If I remember correctly, it was... Gandalf the grey and Gandalf the whiteAnd the monty python and the holy grails black knight And Benito Mussolini, and the Blue Meanie And Cowboy Curtis, and Jambi The Genie Robocop, The Terminator, Captain Kirk, and Darth Vader Lo-pan, Superman, every single Power Ranger Bill s Preston and Theodore logan Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan. Video for reference here All characters are dated at the time of the song (2005)
Batman
Robin
Abraham Lincoln
Santa
Doc Brown and or Marty Mcfly (probably)
Goku
R2D2
Chuck Norris
Gandalf the Grey and Gandalf the White
Robocop
The Terminator
Captain Kirk
Darth Vader
Superman
Bill and Ted
Spock
Hulk Hogan
Mr Rogers
Who would win? Batman or Mr Rogers in a blood-stained sweater.
Only one of them could've survived, I wonder who it was.
