I took the shell off my racing snail in the hope that it would make it go faster...
... but it just made it more sluggish!
If you think snails would be faster without the shell, you're wrong...
They would just be more sluggish.
- credit: Narrator from BBC - Round Planet - Oceans
Someone is going around smashing all of the shells at the beach. It’s unconchinable
I took the shell off of my racing snail in hopes that he'd be lighter and faster...
But now he's just sluggish
Why did the mermaid start wearing sea shells?
She grew out of her B shells
You know where I should put those sea shells I found at the beach?
The snail left his shell at home.
He was feeling sluggish the rest of the day.
Why wouldn't the fish inspector approve the clam's new shell?
Because.....
It wasn't a-fish-shell
My turtle was upset.. he couldnt afford the new shell-phone
People have a misconception that if you take the shell off snails, it will go faster...
But they just end up being sluggish.
Edit: Don't thank me, the wife laid this one on me just now. I told her was going to post this on reddit, she said we've run out of stamps.
Found a shell on the beach
Someone told me that if you hold a Shell up you can hear the sea.
All I got was 6 years for armed robbery
Amazon is selling oysters on the half shell (144 per case). That’s just gross.
Why does The Little Mermaid wear sea shells?
Because she can't fit into D-shells.
I wanted to see if my snail would move faster without the it's shell
but it wasn't any less sluggish then before.
What did the pistachio say to it's shell?
Two peanuts were waking down the street, one was wrapped in its shell
I took the shell of my snail recently
He’s been sluggish ever since
Did you guys her about the racing snail that took off his shell?
Well after that he became a big sluggish.
She Sells Sea Shells by the Sea Shore. Say that five times fast.
When you put a shell to your ear you can hear the ocean
I think I'm just hearing in between channels
I took the shell off my favourite racing snail, in the hope that it would go faster..
... but if anything, it just made it more sluggish.
I took the shell off my snail to make it go faster...
...but it just became sluggish.
I thought that taking the shell off of my racing snail would save weight and make him faster...
But it just made him more sluggish!
I took the shell off my racing snail to see if it made him go any faster.
But it just made him sluggish
I took the shell off of my racing snail, thinking it would make him faster.
But if anything, it made him more sluggish.
Did you hear about the racing snail who removed his shell?
He thought it would make him faster, but it only made him sluggish!
I took the shell off my racing snail thinking it would make him faster.
It didn't work, now he is more sluggish....
I took the shell off of my racing snail, thinking it would make him go faster. If anything it made him more sluggish.
I took the shell off my racing snail, thinking it would make him faster. Unfortunately, it just seems to have made him sluggish.
If you took the shell off a snail...
Would it be faster...
Or abit sluggish?
Took the shell off my racing snail to see if I could make it go faster...
Just made it a bit sluggish.
Why does the Little Mermaid wear sea shells?
Because she outgrew B shells..
I removed the shell from my snail to make it faster
But instead it just made it sluggish.
Why does the little mermaid wear sea shells?
Because B shells are too small
Why does the little mermaid wear sea shells?
Because she can’t fit D-shells
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