How do you call a robot that only tells you the truth?
What does a robot do at the end of a one night stand?
Why did the Dutch robot shoes fail?
No one likes clever clogs!
What does a robot do at the end of a one-night stand?
He nuts and bolts!
Edit: wow! My first Silver. You guys are amazing.
Where do all the geeky robots like to hang out?
My robot dog wasn’t working properly but the vet said he couldn’t do anything.
I don’t understand. Don’t people take their pets to the vet to get fixed all the time?
In far future, in a robot-only disco, one of the dancers suddenly shuts down.
The doctor arrives and after a quick inspection he calms the crowd:
“Don’t worry, he just got disco-nnected.”
Why couldn’t the robot get away?
Because he got CAPTCHA’d.
Why didn't the robot have any brothers?
Because it only had trans-sisters.
Why did the robot go to the shoe shop?
Why did the robot go on a murderous rampage?
He was made from 100% American copper.
I’ve created a monster. My 6 year old just asked us: Why did the robot cross the road?
Because he was programmed too 🤦🏻
Why did the engineer create a robot fish?
He wanted more e-fish in sea
Why did the giant Islamic Robot fly to Saudi Arabia?
For a pilgrimage to Mecha.
I heard there’s a place on the border of Texas and Mexico that is making giant manned robots.
What do female robots use when it's that time of the month?
What is a robot from the north pole called?
What did the baby robot say to the daddy robot?
What's the trade name of a robot nun?
Why did the robot starve?
He didn’t have a byte to eat...
What did one robot pastor say to the other?
How do we get them to byte, and chip in a few more CPUs on Sunday?
Did you hear about the Boston Dynamics home-protection robot that failed to stop intruders due to faulty shoulder bolts?
Why couldn't the robot finish its pizza?
It would take too many bytes.
What do you call robots hanging off the ceiling?
In the future, what will we call robots that are programmed to act like grandma?
The reason why your phone autocorrects to “ducking” is because robots
In the very near future, you may have your packages delivered by a robot
I don't know what the reviews are like for the new robot, Broomba,
But it's sweeping the nation!
Why was the robot angry?
Somebody kept pushing his buttons
What did the robot say to his dead robot friend?
Why did the robot’s eyes light up?
He finally got new contacts.
Did you hear about the robot that beat up a man?
It was charged with battery.
What did the robot do when it got mud on its shoe?
The other day someone just would not shut up about how I need to accept the giant robot masters into my heart.
Damn right-wing Evangelionists.
Cache registers are going to be the only thing Robot Johnny's memory has to look back on
The mad scientist built a dancing robot.
It's so crazy, it might just twerk.
Have you heard the joke about the robot that repairs elevators?
It works on so many levels.
So my brother got a ping pong robot in the mail...
...and my 13 year old sister has a couple friends over, one of them asks him "so, did your thingy come yet?"
Cue Dad - "Yeah! He's been playing with it all afternoon, too!"
Instant eruption of 13 year old laughter.
Dads, corrupting young minds since 2013.
Did you hear about the tiny robot who was the best dancer at the club?
Nao is the winner of our discotheque.
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