I came up with the top ten reasons you shouldn't pee on an electric fence...
(#1 will shock you!)
I hadn’t used my main in around a year but had a reason to burro back in my post history... I had forgotten about this, and I don’t mean to brag but this is the single greatest post I’ve ever made on reddit.
Your uncle had some really crazy reasons for joining the railroad.
Locomotives.
There's just no reason for women to behave the way they do when they're on their period....
Total ovary action.
The 20c making machine at The Mint suddenly stop working for no reason.
It just doesn't make any cents
A psychotic criminal stole a train. He said the reason was the voices in the head told him to.
It was a locomotive.
Found this on r/cursedcomments - the post (by u/Atom596 ) was removed for some reason so I couldn't crosspost but wanted to give the op credit
The reason the mountains are hill areas joke gets reposted so often is
because it's peak comedy
Did you hear the one about a guy who threw a pork dumpling at his friend for no reason?
It was a wanton wonton
The flag is not the only reason to move to Switzerland
but its a big plus.
The reason there is so few organ donors is
it takes guts.
When ducks fly in a V one side is always longer. Do you know the reason?
More ducks
Intervals aren't the first reason to learn to play an instrument.
But they are a major second.
I was wondering what the reason is that dolphins exist...
I mean, what’s their porpoise?
The reason Superman can't defeat Dracula...
is because he can't go near the crypt tonight.
Statistically do you know the main reason for divorce?
Marriage
The real reason new cell phones break easy is because of gravity.
No phone back then was subject to multiple Gs and now we're up to 5G!
Trying to figure out the reason why I have such difficulty with operating my doorbell.
I just can’t put my finger on it.
The reason people won't wear a mask is because they have
mask hysteria
The only reason i want to become a father is to make dad jokes all the time. Some people think I am kidding
But i’m dad serious
The reason lakes are bigger than rivers is because one has running water whereas the other water is merely standing.
I love Stranger Than Fiction, and here's one of the many reasons why.
The only reason I make puns is actually not a reason. Because it's actually a readaughter.
What was the fish’s reason for doing things?
Just for the halibut.
Wanna know the real reason nobody is buying corona beer during this pandemic?
They dont want any cases
I was having a bad day so I bought a bottle of vodka,gin and whisky and put them in an elevator and sent them to the top floor. Didn’t have a good reason,
Just needed something to lift my spirits
Do you know what is the major reason of dry skin?
Towels.
The reason why Minecraft is a perfect game is because...
They didn't cut any corners
It's my dream to become the CEO of Subway, if for no other reason than to get rid of the horrible job title "Sandwich Artist."
I just feel like they need a more accurate job title, like Sub Humans.
The main reason there are so many dormant volcanoes on Earth is
Eruptile Dysfunction.
I ate waffle today at breakfast, and for some reason it gave me terrible gas from the back of my throat
It was a belchin' waffle (Belgian)
Sometimes, for no apparent reason, the number 12 makes me happy
And sometimes it dozen
The only reason I am voting for Elizabeth Warren is that she will bring stability to the White House. She will never be impeached.
She comes with a warranty.
The World Health Organization has declared that dogs cannot transmit Coronavirus, and there is no reason to quarantine dogs anymore. /r/Jokes/comments/fe5cmp/…
Some filmmakers were secretly trying to murder the lead actor in a low-budget flick, but he got wind of the plot and managed to escape. They took the existing footage and shopped it to different producers, but it was roundly rejected by everyone for the same reason.
It wasn't up to snuff.
If there's one reason why I love the shovel...
It's because it was a ground-breaking invention
My wife was really disappointed when she found out the reason why my nickname in college was “The Love Machine.”
It’s because I sucked at tennis.
What was the crippled Frenchman's reason for being handicapped
"Eiffel"
There’s a reason I don’t speak with the Taliban any more.
They kept blowing me up.
The only reason Walter White was so successful is because fortune favors the bald.
