And she replied, “Yes it is, and don’t call me Shirley.”
That was when I realized I’d left my phone on Airplane mode.
UKraine
It was too kinky.
A drizzly bear
"Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."
Rudolph the red knows raindear
Sorry to hear that! Just remember, every cloud has a silver lining!
Now he’s Rusty
That really dampens my spirits.
Don’t stop dancing until it rains.
A Precipitation Trophy
I'm here on the swings.
She said, "Go away, get your own."
"I guess we'll have to make dew"
A rainshield? she said.
Nope... an umbrella.
True story. Just happened.
He said, "I'm watching the weather channel and Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear"
And he thinks to himself: "Why is it raining cats?"
It Dawned on me that I was in a dream.
"Would you put the umbrella above our son?" asked my wife.
"It's close," I replied. "But I think I prefer our son."
It's just too wet to woo.
By a Dell to be precise.
“Dad, what’s lightning?”
Then it struck him
Too wet to woo.
Toucans.
A WAP
Paddy O'Furniture!
Happy St. Patrick's Day!
"Who was that?" asked my wife.
"Just some drunk asking for a push." I grumbled.
"Did you help him?" she asked.
"No, I did NOT! It's 3am and it's pouring rain!"
"Well, you've a short memory." she said. "Don't you remember three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? You should be ashamed of yourself! Now get out there and help him!"
She had a point, and angrily, I got dressed and went out into the darkness, calling out, "Hello, are you still there?"
"Yes."
"Do you still need a push?"
"Yes please."
"Where are you?"
"Over here...on the swing."
I guess we'll just have to make dew.
Monday.
Raindeer
WAP
It was raining Datsun Cogs.
A rainbro
(Recommended soundtrack for this joke: Bob Marley: Sun is shining. You’ll see why)
It'll become the Isn'tland of Maui.
And she replied, “Yes it is, and don’t call me Shirley.”
That was when I realized I’d left my phone on Airplane mode.
One night a Viking named Rudolph the Red was looking out the window when he said "It's going to rain."
His wife asked, "How do you know?"
"Because Rudolph the Red knows rain, dear."
"Because rudolph the red knows rain, dear"
A drizzly Bear
And he thinks to himself: "Why is it raining cats?"
He slams the door and returns to bed.
"Who was that?" asked his wife.
"Just some drunk guy asking for a push." he answers.
"Did you help him?" she asks.
"No, I did not! It's three in the morning and it's pouring out!"
"Well, you have a short memory." says his wife. "Can't you remember about three months ago when we broke down and those two guys helped us? I think you should help him and you should be ashamed of yourself!"
The man does as he is told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pounding rain.
He calls out into the dark, "Hello, are you still there?"
"Yes." comes back the answer.
"Do you still need a push?" calls out the husband.
"Yes, please!" comes the reply from the dark.
"Where are you?" asks the husband.
"Over here, on the swing."
“Rudolph The Red knows rain, dear.”
