Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom?
Because the 'P' is silent
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︎ Mar 05 2023
Did you hear the one about the psychiatrist monkey who was arrested for eating his patients?
He said they were all bananas.
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︎ Feb 13 2023
Why did the horse go to the psychiatrist?
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︎ Jan 04 2023
Did you hear about the guy who walked into the psychiatrist office wrapped in nothing but Saran Wrap?
You can clearly see hes nuts!
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︎ Aug 15 2022
Psychiatrist is sitting at his desk when his new patient opens the office door abruptlyβ¦.
The patient is wearing nothing but Saran wrap.
Psychiatrist says, βI can see your nuts.β
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︎ Aug 18 2022
Why did the unicorn go to the psychiatrist?
It was having an existential crisis
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︎ Feb 04 2022
I came from the psychiatrist and I have good and bad news
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︎ May 26 2021
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist use the bathroom?
The P is silent!
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Edit: thanks for the hugz award!
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︎ Apr 18 2021
Man goes to a psychiatrist and tells him that he thinks he can see into the future.
The doctor asks, "When did this start?"
Patient replies, "Next Tuesday"
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︎ Feb 16 2021
Did you hear about the psychiatrist who descended into dementia?
His motto was, "If you can't treat 'em, join 'em."
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︎ Jun 30 2021
I went to the psychiatrist because I keep acting like a dog.
Doc: lie down on the couch and weβll discuss this.
Me: Iβm not allowed on the couch.
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︎ Dec 05 2020
Going into the bathroom in the middle of the night trying not to wake up anybody is like a psychiatrist.
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︎ Mar 17 2021
At graduation the psychiatrist was given a wicker attache
It was his first basket case
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︎ Jun 15 2020
What did the psychiatrist say to the narcissistic cowboy?
"The world dosen't REVOLVER-ound you."
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︎ Apr 21 2020
Why did the bicycle see the psychiatrist?
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It was always two tired.
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It had lost its bearings and became derailed.
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It had cycle logical problems.
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The cycle paths were starting to rub off on it.
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It was fed up with being taken for a ride.
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It suspected it was becoming cycle-chotic.
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It had been too long since it last spoke to a professional.
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︎ May 17 2018
What did the French psychiatrist say to the patient?
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︎ May 25 2020
I took my wife to the psychiatrist and he said that she's completely lost her mind.
I replied that it didn't surprise me because she's been giving me a piece of it every day for last 30 years.
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︎ Apr 18 2019
Why did the crows' psychiatrist get sent to jail?
Because he committed a murder!
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︎ Mar 12 2019
Why did the bunny go to the psychiatrist?
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︎ Jan 27 2018
I went to the psychiatrist and told her that I was a painting.
She said that I was being framed.
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︎ Dec 30 2018
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︎ Jun 24 2018
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom?
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︎ Feb 26 2022
Why canβt you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom?
Because the βPβ is silent.
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︎ Apr 01 2022
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom?
Because the 'P' is silent.
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︎ Oct 21 2021
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom?
Because the 'P' is silent!
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︎ Jan 07 2022
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom?
Because the "P" is silent.
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︎ Sep 02 2021
Why canβt you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom?
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︎ Dec 21 2020
Why can't you hear the Psychiatrist using the toilet?
..... because the P is silent.
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︎ Aug 30 2020
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom?
Because the 'P' is silent.
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︎ Sep 08 2020
Why canβt you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom?
Because the βPβ is silent.
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︎ Jun 30 2020
Why can't you hear a psychiatrist using the bathroom?
Because the 'p' is silent.
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