I have a lot of experience in my professional and personal life with the child welfare services and the foster care system, so I decided to start writing a book on foster kids.
After about a week, my wife finally convinced me to write it on paper instead
The professional bungee jumper retired.
My Chinese friend used to be the only professional gambler in China
Which makes him the only person in China who likes to bet
The professional comic took to the stage and said
"I got some good qualities from Dad. Humor wasn't one of them.
Did you hear about the bucktoothed French cook who was a professional boxer?
The closest I have come to being a professional comedian.
At the farmers market they told me ears of corn were a dozen for $10 or a dollar each. I said "ooh so you've got pirate corn?!?!". And he gave me a quizzical look... I said "It's a buccaneer!" And he groaned and gave me a free ear of corn.
I got paid for my comedy, that means I'm a professional right??
I am a professional reviewer of historic sites in the United States. I recently visited the site of a famous gunfight at a corral in Arizona...
The cannibal landlord just rented out an apartment to the professional Among Us players
He was looking for sus tenants
I wish I owned the second professional basketball team in Miami.
When people ask which team I own I would tell them, “It’a not the Heat, it’s the Humidity.”
We’re you aware that the NFL has a rule on professional athletes and the animals they can own as pets? They are prohibited from owning a duck as a pet!
Working in Produce the last few years has made me realize I'm a professional musician...
I work with beet boxes and I wrap!
Elton John is composing the musical score for new movie about a midget that follows his dream to be a professional clown.
what do you call a professional tractor who drives all over your back in the capital of Egypt?
My dream of becoming the first professional boxer/pirate were crushed....
The boxing commission said my right hook was illegal.
The guy who did my urinalysis made way too many jokes to be a professional
It was a complete pisstake
What’s the Highest Level of Competition That a Semi Professional Sauerkraut Pickler Aspires To?
Did you hear about the professional skier who started to use performance enhancing drugs?
He went downhill real fast.
Did you hear about the professional bowler who was also a gymnast?
What’s the one thing professional poker players and plumbers can agree on?
A royal flush is better than a full house
Steve Tyler has quit the music business and become a professional fletcher...
His shop is called Arrowsmith.
What did the researchers have to do before they could compare the BMIs of inmates to professional bodybuilders?
First, they had to weigh the pros and cons.
Worldwide, I'm the best professional that uses stilts.
I'm at the height of my career.
Why couldn't the warden decide whether to allow the prison football team play the professional football team?
The idea had its pros and cons.
What does a professional farmer use to get the angles of his field just right?
The life story of a professional body piercer would be full of holes.
The President has decided to become a professional wrestler. So I suppose the only question is...
can you smell what Barack is cooking?
Right before every tennis match I play, my dad, who is a professional tennis player, smiles at me from the top of the stairs.
I just have to look up to him, you know.
The octopus is bolstering his professional network
By uploading his SeaV into InkedIn
What was the professional boxing apple's stage name?
Why was the professional driver unhappy with his long-term career?
In the end, he didn't have anything to chauffeur it.
Working in Produce the last few years has made me realize I'm a professional musician...
I work with beet boxes and I wrap!
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