A list of puns related to "The Press"
The P was silent.
There's a matchstick climbing up the hill who gets really tired and exhausted.
He sees a hedgehog on the top of the hill and says, "if only I had known there was a bus, I would have taken the bus."
He said it has to be stopped, it's a matter of principal
Because it was a-salt-ed!
Son: "What's it called?"
Dad: "Month."
Son: "Huh?"
Dad: "Apparently it's twice as good as Fortnite".
It makes cents if you think about it.
She wasn't McEnany sense.
She wanted to see the task manager
- F1.
I just had to get some things off my chest.
The White House leaks made headlines.
It takes a screenshot
DONALD DUCK!!!
It didn't make any cents.
He was all over the news.
sorry, people who have known other people who have been crushed in printing presses
It takes a screen shot.
The belly button
grounds for dismissal.
The alternative fax.
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