11 Hilarious The Odyssey Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

My daughter told me she doesn’t like the Odyssey.

I told her: that’s odd, I see.

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👤︎ u/HappyRamenMan

📅︎ Jan 29 2021

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I'm looking for the story of an astronaut whose lunar Odyssey was very fruitful?

Mangoes to the moon

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👤︎ u/shouldExist

📅︎ Jan 18 2021

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They caught me selling knockoff paintings from the back of my Honda Odyssey, so they impounded my car.

It was really sad to see my Van Gogh.

BONUS-

I head back to the Honda dealership to purchase a truck, but instead I Tacoma Toyota.

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👤︎ u/NukeyHov

📅︎ Jul 19 2020

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When we were kids, we used books of epic poems as bases. I once slid head first into "The Odyssey"...

I hit a Homer.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline

📅︎ Jun 29 2020

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What did the police officer say when he caught the artist speeding in a Honda Odyssey?

Man you really make that Van Gogh!

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👤︎ u/Bach563

📅︎ Oct 14 2019

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Have you seen the Greek book that became a movie, you odyssey it

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👤︎ u/notBroseidon

📅︎ Mar 01 2019

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I tried reading Homer's The Odyssey but couldn't understand a word of it

It's all Greek to me

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👤︎ u/GladstoneBrookes

📅︎ Jan 22 2019

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The Odyssey Pun

My favorite part of The Odyssey is when Odysseus meets the Cyclops. It is by far the most eyeconic.

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👤︎ u/Potassium_acetate

📅︎ Jul 28 2016

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When playing Mario Odyssey, I asked my kids if they thought the tanks served a purpose...

...or are they tanks for nothing?

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👤︎ u/SuperC142

📅︎ Nov 27 2017

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My son told me the video game Super Mario Odyssey comes out tomorrow...

I told him he's just excited because Mario is always an awe-to-see!

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👤︎ u/MisterS42

📅︎ Oct 26 2017

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I told my English professor I didn't really think we should study the Odyssey or the Illiad...

...but he just kicked me out for being Homerphobic.

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👤︎ u/Echopse

📅︎ Dec 02 2015

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