The Mob Puns

A list of puns related to "The Mob"

How did the Mob try to influence Marlin Brando’s character in ‘On the Waterfront’?

By using pier pressure.

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👤︎ u/Rossum81
📅︎ Apr 19 2020
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When attacked by a mob of clowns, go for the juggler.
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👤︎ u/flyingtiger79
📅︎ Nov 24 2019
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I used to be a bartender for the mob.

It was whiskey business.

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👤︎ u/DarthNuggetz
📅︎ Feb 11 2020
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The maffia does not discriminate against mob bosses who date both men and women.

They let bi-Dons be bi-Dons.

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👤︎ u/DreadMoor
📅︎ Dec 28 2019
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Did you hear about the potato farmer who crossed the mob?

He's sleeping with the knishes.

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👤︎ u/xwhy
📅︎ Jul 20 2016
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Is the Mob funny?

Dad: "Hey son did you hear about the mobster who passed out in the kitchen."

Son: "Uh...no."

Dad: "Yeah I guess he's sleeping with the dishes."

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👤︎ u/Staff_Inflection
📅︎ Sep 09 2015
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I went to buy some fruit today but the store was mobbed with protesters.

I went bananas.

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👤︎ u/ElsonDaSushiChef
📅︎ Jun 08 2020
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Dadjoked my girlfriend at concert

My girlfriend and I went to a Glitch Mob concert a couple of days ago. When we walked into the venue, the smoke machines were already on, it was almost impossible to see the stage. Immediately I turn to her and say

"Man, I don't know if we'll remember this concert tomorrow morning."

"Why?"

"Our memory might be a little foggy."

I had to go look for her in the crowd.

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👤︎ u/Zaffire
📅︎ Nov 07 2014
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