A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of 3. He says β€œuno, dos...” poof.

He disappeared without a tres.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thedeathwaiter
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Why did the Mexican take Valium?

For Hispanic attacks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/leftofthenormal
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2022
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Why did the Mexican start taking anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lololaur_
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Why did the Mexican start taking anti anxiety meds?

He was taking them for his-panic attacks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Duval90427
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Did you hear the one about the Mexican magician?

He told the audience that he would disappear on the count of three. β€œUno…Dos…” and poof, he disappeared without a tres.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/laxcoug
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2022
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what question did the Mexican pig ask the other Mexican pig?

Porque

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The band Linkin Park couldn't agree where to have dinner. They could have Chinese, Mexican..

..Indian. It doesn't even matter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kk074
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2022
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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons?

Hose-A and Hose-B

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Acceptable-Risks
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2022
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Did you hear about the Mexican basketball tournament this weekend?

It's Juan on Juan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/texasspacejoey
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2022
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Why was the Mexican family the wealthiest in the neighborhood?

Because Jesus saves!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/52_Today
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2022
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What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons?

JosΓ© & JosB

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eagleboy444
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2022
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Why did the Mexican throw his wife off the bridge?

Tequila.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Josh_The_Bakamon
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2022
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What do you call the Mexican food in the frozen food aisle?

Brrrrrrrrritos

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πŸ‘€︎ u/greenthegreen
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2022
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My Mexican friend Rito has just got a job working in the Arctic...

Now he's brrr-Rito...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sadistic-Biskit
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2022
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A mexican serial killer hides his victim's feet in the ground.

He likes to burritos.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/koreanjudas
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2022
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What did the Mexican police say to the cheddar thief?

It's nacho cheese

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2022
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TIL In 1836 a San Antonio pie maker fought with Mexican dairy farmers who tried to serve their pie with a newly developed frozen dairy product. While the pie maker ultimately lost, their valiant struggle is brought to mind any time people declare,

"Remember the Γ  la mode"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Oh_My_Monster
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2022
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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twins?

Jose and josB

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πŸ‘€︎ u/randomguy7588
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2022
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What do you call a Mexican who missed the bus?

Joaquin

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2021
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The most Mexican number is 11

Because it’s Juan Juan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bb_805
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2022
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What did the magician say when things went well while meeting his Mexican girlfriend's parents?

Encan....TADAAA!!! (Nice to meet you)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maniacalscience
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2021
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Why was the mexican midget called a paragraph?

Cuz he was too short to be an essay

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πŸ‘€︎ u/One_Giant_Weezle
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2021
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What did the Mexican girl say when two houses fell on her?

Get off me homes!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jitney76
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2021
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why did the mexican get anxiety meds?

because of hispanic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/citygirlcoco
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2021
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What did the squirrel order at the Mexican restaurant?

Nut-chos!

(Hadn't heard this before and my kids laughed their asses off when I told them...)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/loopgru
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2021
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I went to the park and there were 2 Mexican guys playing basketball. I wanted to jump in, but.....

It was Juan on Juan

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2021
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What does mexican food do at the beach?

They burritoes in the sand.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Telusion
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2021
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Did you hear about the Mexican Cowboy?

He quit smoking and gave up cowboyin' to get into high-end bathroom surfaces and fixtures.

They called him the Marble-and-Oro Man

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JasonRudert
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2021
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Did you hear about the Mexican railway killer ?

He had Locomotives.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2021
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A Mexican magician said he will disappear on the count of 3

He says β€œUno, Dos….” Poof
He disappeared without a tres

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ok-Ingenuity4838
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2022
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Why did the Mexican start taking anti anxiety pills?

He was taking them for Hispanic attacks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fixmystreets
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2022
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Why did the Mexican take anti-anxiety medication?

For Hispanic attacks

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2022
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Why did the Mexican start taking anti anxiety medicine

Because of his panic attacks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/in_kent
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2022
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A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of 3. He says "uno, dos..." *poof*.

He disappeared without a tres.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sarcastic-being
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A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of 3.

He says β€œuno, dos..” poof. He disappeared without a tres

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Why did the Mexican take xanax?

Because of Hispanic attacks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/warkun5400
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2021
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A Mexican magician tell everybody that he can disappear on the count of 3

Uno, dos... Poof. He disappeared without a tres!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Myk_Em
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2022
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A Mexican magician tells the audience he'll dissappear on the count of 3. He says "uno, dos..."

poof he dissappears without a tres

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Why did the Mexican take anti anxiety medication

For Hispanic attacks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joeytherealking
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2021
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Why did the Mexican take anti-anxiety medication?

For hispanic attacks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JonathanWickers
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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What did the Mexican say when a house fell over him?

Ay, get off me homes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MushuTheGreat17
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2021
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A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3.

He says, β€œUno, dos…” Then poof…he disappears without a tres.

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