A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of 3. He says βuno, dos...β poof.
He disappeared without a tres.
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Why did the Mexican take Valium?
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︎ Feb 17 2022
Why did the Mexican start taking anti-anxiety medication?
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︎ Feb 26 2022
Why did the Mexican start taking anti anxiety meds?
He was taking them for his-panic attacks
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︎ Mar 19 2022
Did you hear the one about the Mexican magician?
He told the audience that he would disappear on the count of three. βUnoβ¦Dosβ¦β and poof, he disappeared without a tres.
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︎ Feb 21 2022
what question did the Mexican pig ask the other Mexican pig?
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︎ Mar 10 2022
The band Linkin Park couldn't agree where to have dinner. They could have Chinese, Mexican..
..Indian. It doesn't even matter.
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︎ Feb 12 2022
What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons?
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︎ Feb 27 2022
Did you hear about the Mexican basketball tournament this weekend?
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︎ Apr 01 2022
Why was the Mexican family the wealthiest in the neighborhood?
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︎ Apr 02 2022
What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons?
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︎ Mar 05 2022
Why did the Mexican throw his wife off the bridge?
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︎ Feb 17 2022
What do you call the Mexican food in the frozen food aisle?
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︎ Jan 09 2022
My Mexican friend Rito has just got a job working in the Arctic...
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︎ Jan 27 2022
A mexican serial killer hides his victim's feet in the ground.
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︎ Jan 24 2022
What did the Mexican police say to the cheddar thief?
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︎ Jan 19 2022
TIL In 1836 a San Antonio pie maker fought with Mexican dairy farmers who tried to serve their pie with a newly developed frozen dairy product. While the pie maker ultimately lost, their valiant struggle is brought to mind any time people declare,
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︎ Jan 15 2022
What did the Mexican firefighter name his twins?
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︎ Jan 08 2022
What do you call a Mexican who missed the bus?
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︎ Nov 06 2021
The most Mexican number is 11
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︎ Jan 16 2022
What did the magician say when things went well while meeting his Mexican girlfriend's parents?
Encan....TADAAA!!! (Nice to meet you)
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︎ Dec 13 2021
Why was the mexican midget called a paragraph?
Cuz he was too short to be an essay
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︎ Nov 27 2021
What did the Mexican girl say when two houses fell on her?
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︎ Nov 16 2021
why did the mexican get anxiety meds?
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︎ Sep 12 2021
What did the squirrel order at the Mexican restaurant?
Nut-chos!
(Hadn't heard this before and my kids laughed their asses off when I told them...)
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︎ Aug 28 2021
I went to the park and there were 2 Mexican guys playing basketball. I wanted to jump in, but.....
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︎ Jul 28 2021
What does mexican food do at the beach?
They burritoes in the sand.
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︎ Sep 19 2021
Did you hear about the Mexican Cowboy?
He quit smoking and gave up cowboyin' to get into high-end bathroom surfaces and fixtures.
They called him the Marble-and-Oro Man
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︎ Sep 24 2021
Did you hear about the Mexican railway killer ?
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︎ Jun 01 2021
A Mexican magician said he will disappear on the count of 3
He says βUno, Dosβ¦.β Poof
He disappeared without a tres
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︎ Feb 28 2022
Why did the Mexican start taking anti anxiety pills?
He was taking them for Hispanic attacks
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︎ Apr 06 2022
Why did the Mexican take anti-anxiety medication?
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︎ Jan 29 2022
Why did the Mexican start taking anti anxiety medicine
Because of his panic attacks
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A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of 3. He says "uno, dos..." *poof*.
He disappeared without a tres.
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A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of 3.
He says βuno, dos..β poof. He disappeared without a tres
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︎ Mar 01 2022
Why did the Mexican take xanax?
Because of Hispanic attacks
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︎ Dec 12 2021
A Mexican magician tell everybody that he can disappear on the count of 3
Uno, dos... Poof. He disappeared without a tres!
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︎ Feb 12 2022
A Mexican magician tells the audience he'll dissappear on the count of 3. He says "uno, dos..."
poof he dissappears without a tres
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︎ Dec 11 2021
Why did the Mexican take anti anxiety medication
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︎ Feb 24 2021
Why did the Mexican take anti-anxiety medication?
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︎ Jun 25 2020
What did the Mexican say when a house fell over him?
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︎ Jun 10 2021
A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3.
He says, βUno, dosβ¦β
Then poofβ¦he disappears without a tres.
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