A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of 3. He says “uno, dos...” poof.
He disappeared without a tres.
Why did the Mexican take Valium?
Why did the Mexican start taking anti-anxiety medication?
Why did the Mexican start taking anti anxiety meds?
He was taking them for his-panic attacks
Did you hear the one about the Mexican magician?
He told the audience that he would disappear on the count of three. “Uno…Dos…” and poof, he disappeared without a tres.
what question did the Mexican pig ask the other Mexican pig?
The band Linkin Park couldn't agree where to have dinner. They could have Chinese, Mexican..
..Indian. It doesn't even matter.
What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons?
Did you hear about the Mexican basketball tournament this weekend?
Why was the Mexican family the wealthiest in the neighborhood?
What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons?
Why did the Mexican throw his wife off the bridge?
What do you call the Mexican food in the frozen food aisle?
My Mexican friend Rito has just got a job working in the Arctic...
A mexican serial killer hides his victim's feet in the ground.
What did the Mexican police say to the cheddar thief?
TIL In 1836 a San Antonio pie maker fought with Mexican dairy farmers who tried to serve their pie with a newly developed frozen dairy product. While the pie maker ultimately lost, their valiant struggle is brought to mind any time people declare,
What did the Mexican firefighter name his twins?
What do you call a Mexican who missed the bus?
The most Mexican number is 11
What did the magician say when things went well while meeting his Mexican girlfriend's parents?
Encan....TADAAA!!! (Nice to meet you)
Why was the mexican midget called a paragraph?
Cuz he was too short to be an essay
What did the Mexican girl say when two houses fell on her?
why did the mexican get anxiety meds?
What did the squirrel order at the Mexican restaurant?
Nut-chos!
(Hadn't heard this before and my kids laughed their asses off when I told them...)
I went to the park and there were 2 Mexican guys playing basketball. I wanted to jump in, but.....
What does mexican food do at the beach?
They burritoes in the sand.
Did you hear about the Mexican Cowboy?
He quit smoking and gave up cowboyin' to get into high-end bathroom surfaces and fixtures.
They called him the Marble-and-Oro Man
Did you hear about the Mexican railway killer ?
A Mexican magician said he will disappear on the count of 3
He says “Uno, Dos….” Poof
He disappeared without a tres
Why did the Mexican start taking anti anxiety pills?
He was taking them for Hispanic attacks
Why did the Mexican take anti-anxiety medication?
Why did the Mexican start taking anti anxiety medicine
Because of his panic attacks
A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of 3. He says "uno, dos..." *poof*.
He disappeared without a tres.
A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of 3.
He says “uno, dos..” poof. He disappeared without a tres
Why did the Mexican take xanax?
Because of Hispanic attacks
A Mexican magician tell everybody that he can disappear on the count of 3
Uno, dos... Poof. He disappeared without a tres!
A Mexican magician tells the audience he'll dissappear on the count of 3. He says "uno, dos..."
poof he dissappears without a tres
Why did the Mexican take anti anxiety medication
Why did the Mexican take anti-anxiety medication?
A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3.
He says, “Uno, dos…”
Then poof…he disappears without a tres.
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