A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of 3. He says โuno, dos...โ poof.
He disappeared without a tres.
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Why did the Mexican take Valium?
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Why did the Mexican start taking anti-anxiety medication?
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Why did the Mexican start taking anti anxiety meds?
He was taking them for his-panic attacks
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๏ธ Mar 19 2022
Did you hear the one about the Mexican magician?
He told the audience that he would disappear on the count of three. โUnoโฆDosโฆโ and poof, he disappeared without a tres.
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๏ธ Feb 21 2022
what question did the Mexican pig ask the other Mexican pig?
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๏ธ Mar 10 2022
The band Linkin Park couldn't agree where to have dinner. They could have Chinese, Mexican..
..Indian. It doesn't even matter.
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๏ธ Feb 12 2022
What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons?
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๏ธ Feb 27 2022
Did you hear about the Mexican basketball tournament this weekend?
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๏ธ Apr 01 2022
Why was the Mexican family the wealthiest in the neighborhood?
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๏ธ Apr 02 2022
What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons?
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๏ธ Mar 05 2022
Why did the Mexican throw his wife off the bridge?
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๏ธ Feb 17 2022
What do you call the Mexican food in the frozen food aisle?
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๏ธ Jan 09 2022
My Mexican friend Rito has just got a job working in the Arctic...
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๏ธ Jan 27 2022
A mexican serial killer hides his victim's feet in the ground.
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๏ธ Jan 24 2022
What did the Mexican police say to the cheddar thief?
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๏ธ Jan 19 2022
TIL In 1836 a San Antonio pie maker fought with Mexican dairy farmers who tried to serve their pie with a newly developed frozen dairy product. While the pie maker ultimately lost, their valiant struggle is brought to mind any time people declare,
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๏ธ Jan 15 2022
What did the Mexican firefighter name his twins?
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๏ธ Jan 08 2022
What do you call a Mexican who missed the bus?
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๏ธ Nov 06 2021
The most Mexican number is 11
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๏ธ Jan 16 2022
What did the magician say when things went well while meeting his Mexican girlfriend's parents?
Encan....TADAAA!!! (Nice to meet you)
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๏ธ Dec 13 2021
Why was the mexican midget called a paragraph?
Cuz he was too short to be an essay
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๏ธ Nov 27 2021
What did the Mexican girl say when two houses fell on her?
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๏ธ Nov 16 2021
why did the mexican get anxiety meds?
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๏ธ Sep 12 2021
What did the squirrel order at the Mexican restaurant?
Nut-chos!
(Hadn't heard this before and my kids laughed their asses off when I told them...)
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๏ธ Aug 28 2021
I went to the park and there were 2 Mexican guys playing basketball. I wanted to jump in, but.....
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๏ธ Jul 28 2021
What does mexican food do at the beach?
They burritoes in the sand.
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๏ธ Sep 19 2021
Did you hear about the Mexican Cowboy?
He quit smoking and gave up cowboyin' to get into high-end bathroom surfaces and fixtures.
They called him the Marble-and-Oro Man
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๏ธ Sep 24 2021
Did you hear about the Mexican railway killer ?
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๏ธ Jun 01 2021
A Mexican magician said he will disappear on the count of 3
He says โUno, Dosโฆ.โ Poof
He disappeared without a tres
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๏ธ Feb 28 2022
Why did the Mexican start taking anti anxiety pills?
He was taking them for Hispanic attacks
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Why did the Mexican take anti-anxiety medication?
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๏ธ Jan 29 2022
Why did the Mexican start taking anti anxiety medicine
Because of his panic attacks
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๏ธ Feb 12 2022
A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of 3. He says "uno, dos..." *poof*.
He disappeared without a tres.
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๏ธ Aug 06 2021
A Mexican magician says he will disappear on the count of 3.
He says โuno, dos..โ poof. He disappeared without a tres
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๏ธ Mar 01 2022
Why did the Mexican take xanax?
Because of Hispanic attacks
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๏ธ Dec 12 2021
A Mexican magician tell everybody that he can disappear on the count of 3
Uno, dos... Poof. He disappeared without a tres!
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A Mexican magician tells the audience he'll dissappear on the count of 3. He says "uno, dos..."
poof he dissappears without a tres
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Why did the Mexican take anti anxiety medication
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Why did the Mexican take anti-anxiety medication?
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What did the Mexican say when a house fell over him?
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A Mexican magician tells the audience he will disappear on the count of 3.
He says, โUno, dosโฆโ
Then poofโฆhe disappears without a tres.
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