My brother was obsessed with the Enterprise, Kurt, Spock, Scotty, Lt. Uhura and Dr. McCoy but hated the Next Generation and all the others.

He had a one Trek Mind.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/thomasbrakeline
๐Ÿ“…︎ Jul 02 2019
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What did the young, future Dr. McCoy say when he realized he was late for his least favourite class in high school?

Dammit... gym!

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/createsean
๐Ÿ“…︎ Mar 03 2019
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Earlier, I tried to sneak into the Star Trek convention disguised as the starship's doctor.

Security soon twigged I wasn't the real McCoy

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/cotswoldboy
๐Ÿ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
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Captain Kirk goes to Sickbay. "Bones, I have a problem."

McCoy says, "What is it, Jim?"

Kirk replies, "I can't stop singing 'Delilah' and 'The Green Green Grass of Home'. What's wrong with me?"

McCoy doesn't even stand up. "You've got 'Tom Jones Syndrome', Jim."

Kirk looks shaken, "Dear God. Is it rare?"

McCoy smiles, "It's not unusual."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Crash_86
๐Ÿ“…︎ May 02 2018
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