My brother was obsessed with the Enterprise, Kurt, Spock, Scotty, Lt. Uhura and Dr. McCoy but hated the Next Generation and all the others.

He had a one Trek Mind.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2019
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What did the young, future Dr. McCoy say when he realized he was late for his least favourite class in high school?

Dammit... gym!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/createsean
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2019
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I tried to sneak into a Star Trek convention disguised as a Doctor.

The security guard suspected I was not the Real McCoy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
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Captain Kirk goes to Sickbay. "Bones, I have a problem."

McCoy says, "What is it, Jim?"

Kirk replies, "I can't stop singing 'Delilah' and 'The Green Green Grass of Home'. What's wrong with me?"

McCoy doesn't even stand up. "You've got 'Tom Jones Syndrome', Jim."

Kirk looks shaken, "Dear God. Is it rare?"

McCoy smiles, "It's not unusual."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Crash_86
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2018
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Come on, step right up, and Guess Who Tim Horton Hears! Tim Horton's Hears A Who? Oh, I'm sorry, but you're wrong.

Tim Horton's should play music by The Who and The Guess Who. Whenever someone is asked "Guess Who is playing this music" or "Who is playing this music", especially to younger people that don't listen to classic rock, they might not know. You can tell them, in a real coy (not Real McCoy) manner, that it is what Horton hears in the Dr. Seuss books. If they guess correctly, they could win a prize. If not, tell them either to really "Guess Who is playing this music" or "Who is playing this music", and see if they catch on.

*The idea for this is from listening to all the times my dad would make us Guess Who was playing the song in the car or he would say Who is playing this song right now and we would guess incorrectly until we caught on. It's a long running dad joke, so you better catch it before it takes off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlackPurity
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2015
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Earlier, I tried to sneak into the Star Trek convention disguised as the starship's doctor.

Security soon twigged I wasn't the real McCoy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
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I tried to sneak in a Star Trek convention disguised as a Doctor...

The Security guard suspected I was not the real McCoy..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HanShotFirst17
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2018
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