The word "diputseromneve" may look ridiculous.
But it’s even more stupid backwards.
Always good to look on the son-y side of life.
Look for them in the right place
The blue under the pot gives it a look of authenticity.
Why did the math book look sad?
Because it had too many problems.
My wife said she feels like life has no meaning, so I told her we could go to the beach and look for dolphins in the waves.
I hope she finds some porpoise.
The key to being somebody that people look up to is...
Was at the aquarium with my son and said, "Don't those two octopuses look the same?"
"I think they're itentacle!"
We thought we'd crept past the Greek king without him noticing. Then my friend saw him look our way.
Why did the ghost look in the mirror?
To make sure it really wasn't there.
I was by my friends side when he died on a trail in the woods. With his last ounce of strength he reached out and put the necklace he wore everywhere in my hands. The look on his face was desperate and serious, he really wanted me to have it...
And that's why I wear this epipen around my neck.
'Why does the Peruvian leader look so hot as if he's on fire?'
i was standing in the park today and wondering why a frisbees look bigger the closer it gets
Yeah yeah, May the Fourth be with you and all that. Look, if you're expecting a Star Wars pun from me,
you're looking in Alderaan places.
What do you call two octopuses that look the same?
The rescue team told me: “whatever you do, don’t look down”
One of the most difficult words to look up in the dictionary is impost.
It’s usually…next to impossible.
My Latina wife said I was “muy perezoso”. I said “what the hell does that even mean??” She told me to look it up.
DID YOU KNOW? In the United States, standard household electrical outlets are designed to look like surprised faces.
This is because they are shocked.
A logger took his son to work the other day. The father went to look for a tree and the son stayed behind to practice his swing. The boy tripped and dinged the truck. His farther came back and saw the ding. He said "son, can you tell me what I'm looking at?". The son said,
I heard a beautiful song this morning called "Look Both Ways (Before Crossing the Street)"
It was pretty sound advice
In the Store with my wife I saw a box of beer on offer for half price so I said can I have them? she said no, budget is tight, I said well you just bought lots of makeup, she replied, that is to make me look beautiful, I replied..
That is what the beer was for.
How did the pigeon look after getting a makeover?
Last week I was on a tour of the local cheese factory. A busy worker accidentally bumped me & I was sent sprawling into one of the cheese troughs. Almost immediately, the head cheesemaker sauntered over with a disapproving look and said,
"Sir, please move. You are in my whey."
"look dad, i drew the dog"
"that's a beautiful paw-trait, sweetie"
Just got back from the dentist, they said my teeth look great.
I witnessed a robbery today. Didn't get a good look at the robber, but I remember his gun vividly. They had me describe what I saw to a sketch artist.
>!The police are now looking for a sketchy character who had his weapon drawn.!<
Everywhere I look, that severed hand from the Addams Family is there, running around, pointing at objects...
I dunno, maybe I'm just seeing Things
hey look, it's the pedo-file
Why did the Slovakian cross the border, look around for a minute, and cross back?
There’s always gonna be a problem when you have the looks of a 10 and you look in the mirror
Because your gonna look like an 01
Why did Tigger look in the toilet?
I once littered in a forest and the only ones that saw me were a group of otters in the nearby river. I'll never forget the look they gave me as that plastic bottle left my hands.
It was a look of otter disdain.
Why did the coffee maker look ugly in the picture
My niece asked me to come look at the toilet because it was smoking.
I once asked my dad to take a look at a rash on the back of my neck.
He said, "Not so bad, it's starting to grow on you."
In the interests of self care, and to promote healthier lifestyle choices for myself now that I'm single, each morning when I get up, I look myself in the mirror, and say the three little words I always used to say to my wife
the morning of my bday my bf just looks over at me and goes “babe you dont look a day over 25”
Marvel should really look into putting advertising on The Hulk.
I mean, he is a giant Banner.
Youtubers should go to submarines and look for the record keepers
also known as Sub-scribers
Two lawyers were walking along negotiating a case. “Look,” said one, “let’s be honest with each other.” “Okay, you first,” replied the other.
That was the end of that discussion.
What kind of paper towels does the Mandalorian look for in the supermarket?
Bounty, he’s a Bounty hunter.
My dog ran off in the park last night. I walked around for 30 minutes but couldn’t find him. The Mrs said I should look harder,
so I shaved my head and got tattoos. I still can’t find him!
there is a fast food canteen in the quantum physics building. every time you look at the menu it changes
I'll never forget the look on the cashiers face as she scanned the bird seed...
...and I asked her how long do they take to grow once I plant them.
What pants look the best on baristas?
What do you call two octopuses that look the same?
Why did the math book look so sad
Because of all the problems it had
The word ‘Diputseromneve’ may look ridiculous.
But backwards it’s even more stupid.
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