I've invented a new golf ball that will automatically go into the hole if it gets within 4 inches...
DO NOT carry them in your back pocket.
My wife just yelled that I should fall in a pit or hole sunk into the earth to reach a supply of water and die.
Why did the wizard have a pie with a hole in it?
My brother dug a hole in the ground, filled it with water then designed a moving staircase that was powered by it.
That well escalated quickly!
To catch a polar bear you surround a hole in the ice with peas
Then, when he goes to take a pea you kick him in the ice hole.
I was excavating a large hole in my backyard in order to build an underground office. My neighbor wasn't too happy with the noise and wanted to come and see what all the commotion was about.
I told him to just leave me alone. After all, I'm just mining my own business.
I hired someone to dig a hole in the ground to get water...
Somebody drilled a hole in the fence around the nudist colony
Authorities are looking into it.
What do you call Pringles with a hole in the middle?
I recently found a round, black piece of plastic, with a hole in the middle and grooves on both sides. I picked it up and threw it. It flew for more than 300 yards.
I'm sure that must have been a record.
How to Catch a Polar Bear: 1)Find a frozen lake 2)Dig a hole in the ice 3)Surround the hole with frozen peas 4)Hide nearby.
When the bear stops to take a pea, kick it in the ice hole!
What's the sign say outside the fishing hole in Chernobyl?
"Sir, we can't find the tool for making holes and, consequently, can't proceed. What should we do?"
"It's useless. Give up. Awl is lost."
A lady at work commented on the holes in my jumper.
I replied ‘Darn it Sharon’
My friend saw I was upset the other day and he said "It could be worse. You could be an irrigated hole in the ground surrounded by brick work that people use to get water"
It didn't help, but I knew he meant well
Did you guys hear about the old man who fell in the hole that had water in it?
Yeah i guess he couldnt see that well
I'm so annoyed, one of my favorite socks got a hole worn through the toe.
People who aren't impressed by pictures of a Black Hole clearly don't understand the gravity of the situation.
Some people like in Toad in the Hole, but I like my eggs a toast boat.
Unfortunately, it can only be bought in a bay kery.
The first photograph of a black hole was released
Breaking News: Last night someone drilled a hole into the fence surrounding the local nudist colony.
Police are looking into it.
Do you know your ass from a hole in the ground?
Did you hear about the guy who got stuck head first in a hole?
He had nowhere to go, butt up.
Why did the woman set her bra in front of a mouse hole?
She was setting a booby trap.
Black holes are the biggest mass murderers
They finally invented a golf ball that uses GPS signal to locate the hole, and then roll in.
Just dont put it your back pocket.
What do you get when you dig a hole in the ground and fill it with denim?
Why Didn't the Mouse Fit Through the Hole?
The healthiest part of a doughnut Is the hole.
Unfortunately you have to eat the rest of the doughnut to get to it.
What's the one thing you never want to find in ant holes?
My first job was telling golfers how much time a scratch player should take to complete a hole on the golf course...
Have you heard the one about the three holes in the ground filled with water? No?
Someone stole my through-hole printed circuit board components and replaced them with surface mount. The police investigated..
Sometimes after work, I stop in at the local watering hole and enjoy a frosty Heifeweizen.
Depending on the day, I might even drink the whole weizen.
My dad said the other day, when I was feeling low, 'don't worry it could be worse, you could be in a hole full of water'
a star walks into a black hole and doesn't seemed phazed. the black hole turns to the star and says...
...i don't think you understand the gravity of the situation...
I really don’t get what the big deal is with that black hole.
Why do birds poop and pee out of the same hole?
Why do birds poop and pee out of the same hole?
Because they eat with their pecker!
Accidentally put it in the wrong hole. Had problems while walking. 😔
I can hear beautiful watery holes in the ground
You could say I hear pretty well
A hole was discovered in the fence surrounding the local nudist colony
Authorities are looking into it
My nephew said he was trying to help out when he spilled a bucket of water from the hole in the ground...
Ever hear the one about the 3 holes in the ground?
Have you heard the one about the really deep hole in the ground?
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