A hole was discovered in the fence around the nudist camp.

Authorities are looking into it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tacoenthusiast
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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Moscow is the capital of black holes...

...because everything is Rushin' to them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CatsCreepMeowt
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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What did the pin hole camera say when the SLR camera asked about it's aperature and exposure time when taking a picture?

Do I shutter?

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2021
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How do you keep water in a hole in the ground until you need it?

Well...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dusk118
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2021
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This year, my friend decided to play his string instrument with a neck and a deep round back enclosing a hollow cavity, with a sound hole in the body at the voting booths...

He was arrested for ear poll-lute-tion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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I think Black Holes are the most successful kleptomaniacs around...

Nothing they grab is ever returned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/THOT_Patroller-13
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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I've invented a new golf ball that will automatically go into the hole if it gets within 4 inches...

DO NOT carry them in your back pocket.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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My wife just yelled that I should fall in a pit or hole sunk into the earth to reach a supply of water and die.

I know she means well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BusyPooping
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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Why did the wizard have a pie with a hole in it?

He was a pie-romancer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Karim_06
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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My brother dug a hole in the ground, filled it with water then designed a moving staircase that was powered by it.

That well escalated quickly!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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To catch a polar bear you surround a hole in the ice with peas

Then, when he goes to take a pea you kick him in the ice hole.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JosephsMythJr
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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I was excavating a large hole in my backyard in order to build an underground office. My neighbor wasn't too happy with the noise and wanted to come and see what all the commotion was about.

I told him to just leave me alone. After all, I'm just mining my own business.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IAMA_SWEET
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2020
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I hired someone to dig a hole in the ground to get water...

Money well spent

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lo0220
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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I recently found a round, black piece of plastic, with a hole in the middle and grooves on both sides. I picked it up and threw it. It flew for more than 300 yards.

I'm sure that must have been a record.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Whlightning
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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What do you call Pringles with a hole in the middle?

Ringles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Schnappae
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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How to Catch a Polar Bear: 1)Find a frozen lake 2)Dig a hole in the ice 3)Surround the hole with frozen peas 4)Hide nearby.

When the bear stops to take a pea, kick it in the ice hole!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/banditk77
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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What's the sign say outside the fishing hole in Chernobyl?

Gone. Fission.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cbt711
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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For whom the belt holes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gone_Aria
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
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People who aren't impressed by pictures of a Black Hole clearly don't understand the gravity of the situation.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sur5er
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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"Sir, we can't find the tool for making holes and, consequently, can't proceed. What should we do?"

"It's useless. Give up. Awl is lost."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pj566
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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My friend saw I was upset the other day and he said "It could be worse. You could be an irrigated hole in the ground surrounded by brick work that people use to get water"

It didn't help, but I knew he meant well

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HarryGoLocky
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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A lady at work commented on the holes in my jumper.

I replied β€˜Darn it Sharon’

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThinkingOz
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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Did you guys hear about the old man who fell in the hole that had water in it?

Yeah i guess he couldnt see that well

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rysefin
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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The first photograph of a black hole was released

It sucks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DumplingBoiii
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2019
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I'm so annoyed, one of my favorite socks got a hole worn through the toe.

Darn it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stablefish
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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Some people like in Toad in the Hole, but I like my eggs a toast boat.

Unfortunately, it can only be bought in a bay kery.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuperDave-1
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2020
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Do you know your ass from a hole in the ground?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sempiterna81
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2020
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Breaking News: Last night someone drilled a hole into the fence surrounding the local nudist colony.

Police are looking into it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MisterCrispy
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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Ass in the hole
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sriramempire
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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They finally invented a golf ball that uses GPS signal to locate the hole, and then roll in.

Just dont put it your back pocket.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Squirrel_MD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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Black holes are the biggest mass murderers

Literally

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FeZzUs
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2020
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Did you hear about the guy who got stuck head first in a hole?

He had nowhere to go, butt up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vaporjo
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2020
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Why did the woman set her bra in front of a mouse hole?

She was setting a booby trap.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wutisthis66204
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2020
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What do you get when you dig a hole in the ground and fill it with denim?

A jean pool

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Payasin70
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2020
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The healthiest part of a doughnut Is the hole.

Unfortunately you have to eat the rest of the doughnut to get to it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2020
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Have you heard the one about the three holes in the ground filled with water? No?

Well well well

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2019
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What's the one thing you never want to find in ant holes?

Nephews

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anaconda386
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2020
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My dad said the other day, when I was feeling low, 'don't worry it could be worse, you could be in a hole full of water'

I know he means well

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danl66713
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2019
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My first job was telling golfers how much time a scratch player should take to complete a hole on the golf course...

It was a par time job.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2020
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Someone stole my through-hole printed circuit board components and replaced them with surface mount. The police investigated..

But there are no leads.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PdSales
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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Somebody drilled a hole in the fence around the nudist colony

Authorities are looking into it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_Eat_Mop_Who22
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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A hole was discovered in the fence surrounding the local nudist colony

Authorities are looking into it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/flippantteacup
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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My nephew said he was trying to help out when he spilled a bucket of water from the hole in the ground...

I knew he meant well.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/celticdude234
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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Ever hear the one about the 3 holes in the ground?

Well Well Well

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MovCookie
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2019
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Have you heard the one about the really deep hole in the ground?

Well... Well... Well...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PickleFart69
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2019
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