Wanting to impress my son at the zoo today, I revealed to him, "Used to be best friends with a giraffe, but we had a falling out." Puzzled, he asked, "What happened?" I shook my head, "I don't know really, but I felt..."
"He was always looking down on me!"
It's too bad about the guy that overreacted after falling into a lens-making machine.
He truly made a spectacle of himself.
Just wrote a book about falling down the stair case
It's a step-by-step guide
When the moisture from the sky stops falling
A salesman said his windows were unbreakable, so I punched one. That hurt, but not nearly as much as the window falling off the display and landing on my head. Unfortunately I can't sue...
...they were advertised as double-pain windows after all.
I broke my upper arm falling down the stairs.
It's quite humerus if you think about it.
What did the father say to his falling son?
Son, you've got potential
Do you see the video of Sean Connery on Zoom with the books falling on him?
He said " Sho Shorry, only got myshelf to blame "
What did the mushroom say as he was falling off of the cliff?
What do you call a smart-ass prisoner falling down the stairs ?
A condescending con descending.
what did the flat earther say before falling from a rocket onto the ground?
Between the free falling stock markets, the Covid 19 pandemic, and locusts in Africa, there is one silver lining.
At least tomorrow isn’t Friday the thirteen... yikes!
Heard about the Librarian who fell victim to falling bookshelves?
Why did the unicycle keep falling down?
What does the horse say after falling?
“Help, I’ve fallen and I can’t giddy up”
What do you call the sound of a piano falling down a mineshaft?
What did the mom tomato say to the baby tomato that was falling behind?
Good news everybody! The gas prices are falling.
Wife: When will the rain stop falling!
Me: When it hits the ground.
"Did you hear about Bob falling into the well?"
"Oh my, how did that happen?"
"He didnt see that well."
Did you hear about the man who was crushed by a falling statue?
He died of an art attack.
The road sign said “Watch for Falling Rocks”
I checked the time and thought, “Ok fine, but I only have 5 minutes.”
What did the radio say after falling down?
I ship it but one is ice cold when the other is falling apart
Before falling on hard times, the tooth fairy used to be a lawyer.
Now she wants the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth.
How close was the polar bear from falling off the ice?
There were taxis falling from the sky
People with birthdays falling on Christmas shouldn't mind that gifts are combined for the holiday...
If the bed above mine is removed, does that mean my theory about my brother falling on me in the night is debunked?
Did you hear about the houses falling in love?
It was a lawn-distance relationship.
Why did the motorcycle keep falling asleep
What did the mirror say after falling off the wall?
On reflection that was a bad idea.
A man was interviewed about falling off the Eiffel Tower and surviving
"What happened?"
"Eiffel."
What did the blanket say as it was falling off the bed?
Why did the Pilgrims’ pants keep falling down?
Because their belt buckles were on their hats!
Why were the kids falling onto the grass?
Because it was a field trip.
When the leaves are falling, the setting sun casts shadows across the hills, and a warm breeze blows, ain't that just...
A man has been reported missing after falling into the world's deepest well.
Police say they are still trying to get to the bottom of it.
Whats the similarity between people wearing glasses walking down the stairs and people without glasses falling down the stairs?
What's the difference between a 48 oz. porterhouse and a falling star?
One's a big steak, the other is a little meteor.
Why did the hens babies keep falling over?
Why did the hens babies keep falling over?
Cause Chicks Be Trippin'
:)
Why does the cycle keep falling down?
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