In Sweden the CEO of IKEA was just elected president.
He should have his cabinet together by the end of the week.
I am honored to have been elected the next president of the ...
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America.
You've been elected president of the phobia society.
When my daughter was born, my wife and the doctors elected for a Caesarean birth.
It was a democra-C section.
A group of vampires overthrew a farm using democratically-elected leaders. Their first course of action was to suck all the chickens dry.
If sherlock Holmes was to get with your mum, and be elected to the house of Commons
He'd be a motherfucking PI MP
What did the Canadian say when he was elected president of the US?
I'm president of the US, eh!
The campaign to elect Kamala Harris as Vice President
...was the most ex-pence-ive in history.
I wrote to the Vice President to ask him to overturn the election results...
But that's just my own To Pence.
Why do news pundits care so much about who the people of Poland think will win the election?
I came up with this one today but I'm sure it's been done before. My wife said it's lame. What do you say?
While people are talking about the presidential election, I don't talk immediately, because...
I'm Biden my time, until I can play my Trump card.
The best part about being Russian, is getting to vote in American elections.
Which is nice, because we never get to vote in our own.
Joe sure is patient when it comes to waiting for the results of the election
All I hear is Joe Biden his time till the results are finalized!
Why did the president-elect wait so long before deciding to run for president?
He was just Biden his time
This 2020 Presidential election reminds me of the 2000 Election
I made up a joke so get ready to hate on me. Trump (I know it's topical).... Trump was nervous during the election and was asked "hey, do you want some spiced tea"?
Why did it take Joe so long to win the election?
It occurs to me at this stage the election has become sexist.
All I see are male in ballots.
The legalize cannabis party had a fair few stoners voting for it this past election, but not enough to gain power
That’s a lot of wasted votes
Everyone keeps saying that after the election there's gonna be a civil war. I disagree.
There's gonna be a Trumper Tantrum
How are the US people going to bid adieu to Trump after election?
My cheap noble challenged the election results.
It was a discount viscount recount.
The Senate majority leader refuses to acknowledge the election results.
He’s acting like a real Mitch.
I'm closely watching how this contested election affects the volatility of the stock markets.
I call it the "Al Gore Rhythm" method.
Why did the stripper show up at the Board of Elections?
She heard they were looking for poll workers.
Why did the stool quit his election campaign?
He didn’t have any backing !
There is a HUGE snowstorm today in Washington, DC
There are thousands of snowflakes gathering in DC, crying because they lost the election and they can't con their way to victory.
Will this be what Americans say after the November election?
Trump me once, shame on you; Trump me twice, shame on me.
Why did the dolphins elect a dictator?
Because they wanted to serve a greater porpoise
My family's favourite pun since the 2016 election.
The election is happening in November and Trump will be bragging about the 30 foot wall he built on the Mexican border.
But he probably should have made it much longer than that.
Whether you are Democrat or Republican, I think we can all agree on one thing.
The election results have been un-presidented.
US election season meats the holiday season
Russia Hacking the Elections
If Pete Buttigieg wins the election, he'll be the first person to move from the judicial branch to the executive.
I can't believe the results of the Australian Election this year.
Bill really got the shorten of the stick.
Daughter says it’s the winner of dad jokes
Our niece told us all in a family group text that they called the election.
I wrote “And did the election answer or did it go straight to voicemail?”
I’m very optimistic about the upcoming U.S. elections. I feel as though the country will be able to move forward with a strong, clear vision.
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