A list of puns related to "The Dilemma"
To mate or to matter
In chat with my project manager:
PM: Yeah, here's a beneficial time for us to be stagged
Me: indeed
PM: That should read staggered, though
Me: we are on the horns of a dilemma
Me: oh deer, that was a lame pun
Me: i should just buck the trend of bad humor
Me: doe! i did it again
PM: ...
Then I pasted the above conversation to another coworker:
Coworker: ha well plaid
Coworker: i meant played
Me: it really was a clash of the tartans
Friends and family seeing my new hair cut for the first time have all asked me the same question:
"Oh, you cut your hair off?"
"No", I respond. I let them struggle with an internal dilemma, doubting reality, wondering if they were losing touch life, until I finally respond, "My hairdresser cut it off."
I told my dad that there are dilemmas trilemmas and so forth he says "ya all the way up to the dali lemmas"
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