I read that Russia opposes Israel's annexation of parts of the West Bank, well Putin can just go Crimea river
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tacojohn48
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2019
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My favorite Justin Timberlake song is the one about the river in Crimea
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dexemplu
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2018
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People say making jokes about the Ukraine/ Russia conflict is in poor taste. Well those people can just go Crimea river
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tdenlisoz
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2014
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Listening to a story on NPR about the Crimea Bridge.

I didn't catch the name of the body of water the bridge goes over. Is it the Crimea River?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sudtle
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2016
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Putin to the people of Crimea right now:

"You don't want a Russian invasion? Oh, Crimea river!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_Am_The_Baus
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2014
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Putin dies and goes to hell. After a while, he's given a day off for good behavior.

So he goes to Moscow, enters a bar, orders a drink and asks the bartender:

-Is Crimea ours?

-Yes, it is.

-And the Donbas?

-Also ours.

-Kyiv?

-We got that too.

Satisfied, he drinks and asks:

-Thanks. How much do I owe you?

-5 euros.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LC_Design
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2022
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Justin Timberlake announced that he will be joining the war efforts in Ukraine.

It’s reported he will be stationed somewhere along the Crimea River.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dgpx89
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2022
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The Russian soldiers begged the Ukranian judge not to send them to prison...

The judge replied "Crimea River"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BoZNiko663
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2022
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Did you know that Justin Timberlake is not from America?

He’s actually from the Crimea River.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JaeBW
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2022
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World leaders should tell Putin where to go when Ukraine joins NATO.

To the Crimea River.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cheesydoodlers
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2022
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What is the most sarcastically sad tributary of the Black Sea?

The Crimea River.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VeryLastBison
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2021
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What's Justin Timberlake's favorite part of Ukraine?

The Crimea River

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScoutsOut389
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2017
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The fishermen of Sevastopol are the saddest in the world.

They ply the waters of the Crimea River.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProblematicAttic
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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What body of water should you never cry in front of?

The Crimea river

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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Where do unsympathetic Ukrainians come from?

The Crimea River

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πŸ‘€︎ u/matthewkdies21
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2018
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What is the saddest part of eastern Europe?

The Crimea River.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GGGargadon
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2017
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The saddest body of water is....

the Crimea River.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2022
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Justin Timberlake announced he would be joining the war effort in Ukraine.

Rumors state that he will be positioned somewhere along the Crimea River.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maxeastman
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2022
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Justin Timberlake announces that he’ll be joining the war in Ukraine.

Early reports suggest that he will be stationed somewhere along the Crimea River

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drewfussss
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2022
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