I stood in the park wondering why a frisbee gets larger when it gets closer
When I pulled up to the hardware store I saw a guy running away with a wooden panel. I got out the car and as i got closer to the store i saw two more guys running away with concrete posts. I said to my wife...
..."ugh! People are so quick to take a fence these days"
What do you call a rabbit that is closer to the sunrise than you?
I use to think that I had the exact same padlock as my friend, but upon closer inspection..
It was clear to see that they had some key differences.
Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker are locked in battle, and Vader says to Luke, "I know what you're getting for Christmas." Luke says, "No, that's impossible, how could that be?" Vader leans in closer, their lightsabers crackling under the pressure, and he replies...
2 cowboys were riding along and one saw a tree with bacon dangling from the branches. One called out saying "Look a Bacon Tree!" As they went closer to have a look they were confronted with a sky full of arrows. The other cowboy yelled:
This is no Bacon Tree, this is a Ham Bush.
I was wondering why the ball was getting closer, then it hit me...
A man suspected his wife was hard of hearing so he decided to do an experiment. The man snuck up behind his wife and said, “Honey, can you hear me?” No response. He went a little closer and said a little louder, “Honey, can you hear me?” Still no response. So he went right beside her ear, yelling,
“Honey, can you hear me!?” She turned around and shouted, “For the third time, yes I can hear you!”
I was standing in the road wondering why cars get bigger the closer they get
I love fishing but I can never pull the fish closer once I hook it.
Why was the sneeze getting closer?
It was coming right achoo!
My GF asked me if the Mets' closer had been pitching in the league for a long time.
I told her I wasn't familia.
Standing in the park, I was wondering why a Frisbee gets larger the closer it gets.
Standing in the park, I was wondering why a frisbee looks larger the closer it gets
Standing at the park today wondering why does a frisbee appears larger the closer it gets..
And then it hit me!
I didn't see that one coming
I stood in the park wondering why a frisbee gets bigger the closer it gets to you.
I was wondering, why does a Frisbee appear larger the closer it gets?
Standing in a park, I was wondering why a Frisbee gets larger the closer it gets.
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