Did you hear about the cleaner who died after playing football with his equipment?
He kicked the bucket for sure.
what's the difference between a lawyer riding a motorbike and a vacuum cleaner?
The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.
What did the vacuum cleaner say to his son as he was about to pull his plug?
Why is the vacuum cleaner soo bad ?
Why did the man get rid of his vacuum cleaner?
It was just gathering dust.
I hired an Eastern European cleaner, but it took her 15 hours to hover the house.
Turns out she was a Slovak
(Sent to me by my friend Craig)
A man got locked inside the Big Ben after his shift working as a cleaner.
I guess you could say he was in time for work the next day.
Finally got official notification that the new vacuum cleaner I ordered has arrived in the country.
I need my vax-in-nation certificate to book some flights
When my house cleaner comes to my house he won't stop singing born in the USA
Why is a Dyson vacuum cleaner considered both good and bad at the same time?
What did the oyster cleaner say when his colleagues threw him a party?
Did you hear about the guy who got rid of his vacuum cleaner?
It was just gathering dust.
Sorry. Won't do another vacuum joke. They suck.
I prefer to use the vacuum cleaner with boxing gloves on
A guy starts working at a submarine. In the first day he works as a cleaner, then helps at the kitchen. Next day he runs the ship. In the evening he’s absolutely exhausted so he asks his friend “Why I have to change my position every time?”
He replies “I know, this sub is full of reposts”
I bought some engine cleaner. The label said ‘Known to cause cancer in the state of California.’
Good thing I’m using it in Missouri.
What did I say when my son tried to unplug my life support to plug in the vacuum cleaner?
Don't do that I'll dyson!
I went into a pharmacy today and asked them “what can I get to treat the coronavirus”. The girl replied “ammonia cleaner”
“Oh sorry, I thought you worked here”
Did you hear what Queen had said about the dead vaccum cleaner?
Another one bites the dust!
Why was the vacuum cleaner unpopular at school?
He was a bit of a suck up.
You know I once fought the reaper off with a vacuum cleaner.
You know me, just Dyson with death
How did the vacuum cleaner die?
I know it's boring to shop for vacuum cleaners, son, but remember, the Beach Boys had the same difficulty while deciding on a brand for their own personal vacuum cleaner. I can remember their words now...
"A Roomba? Makita? Ooooh! I want Eureka!"
He avoided me for the rest of the day.
The floors have been much cleaner since we hired the new janitor
He must have made sweeping reforms
Why did the cop let the dry cleaner go without a speeding ticket?
He understood he had pressing matters.
What does a vacuum cleaner say to his brothers in the aisle when a customer takes him away ?
If there's an oil spill in the ocean, they'll need an all porpoise cleaner
The whole area will need to be sealed off
The window cleaner at work got me...
I was at work yesterday and there was a man cleaning the windows. He commented that all the customers had disappeared so I told him that it would be busy again in about an hour. He looks at me and says 'I guess this is my window of opportunity then' and winks.
What's the best vacuum cleaner?
I don't know; I've heard that they all suck.
Finding the best vacuum cleaner.
I needed to get a vacuum for myself but was unsure of which one to buy. I asked my dad, "Hey, do you know which vacuum cleaner is the best?" He replied with "No, I heard they all suck."
"I unclogged the drain with a vacuum cleaner,"
The grim reaper came for me last night But I fought him off with the vacuum cleaner
Talk about Dyson with death
When I clean the vacuum cleaner…
What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a vacuum cleaner?
The position of the dirtbag.
What are you when you clean out the vacuum cleaner?
What did the evil vacuum cleaner say to its son?
What did the vacuum cleaner salesman say before murdering his son?
What's the difference between a Harley Davidson and a vacuum cleaner ?
The position of the dirt bag
I had to sell my vacuum cleaner the other day.
It was just gathering dust.
I sold my vacuum cleaner the other day...
It was just gathering dust.
I decided to sell the vacuum cleaner
It's just collecting dust
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