The Bris Puns

A list of puns related to "The Bris"

Did you hear about the Jewish dad who had to choose between his lifelong dream of an NFL tryout or attending his son’s bris?

He didn’t make either cut.

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👤︎ u/HiFiGuy197
📅︎ Jan 08 2022
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Why was the Rabbi disgruntled over the cancellation of the Bris?

Because he got no severance pay.

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👤︎ u/FYF69
📅︎ May 17 2018
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A Rabbi walks into an elevator...

A Rabbi walks into an elevator with a guy in it already. The guy asks the Rabbi what he’s doing there, in which the Rabbi replies, “I’m here for a Bris (circumcision).” The guy then asks, “How much do you make doing that?” The Rabbi says, “I don’t do it for the money. I just do it for the tip.”

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👤︎ u/awesomekid915
📅︎ Sep 12 2018
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