She realized he was a total beau-zo.
Because it was too possessive.
It said “your rubbing me the wrong way”
They had nothing in comma.
bananishment
Having brought food enough for only five days, they were soon forced to butcher and eat their alpaca, who they'd used to carry some of their gear.
That gave them enough food for a while, but even that eventually wore thin, until they were down to just the pack-animal's tongue, lips, and face.
Just as they finished eating these last few bits of meat, a search helicopter sees them and rescues them. They make it home safely....
.....And that's the story of the Four Oarsmen of the Alpaca Lips.
It was clear they had B9 in tents.
No?
Lemme give you the scoop.
He needed bear necessities.
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Man, it was so time consuming!
Doc 1: Hey, do you want some help with that?
Doc 2: No thanks, I got it
Doc 1: Suture self
For alarming purposes
Because of his significant mother
They go to prism.
But don’t worry it’s a light sentence.
He didn't feel kneaded anymore.
When it's an ill eagle.
You get Buch-arrested.
The police have no leads.
He forgot to use a colon, she missed a period, they both hated contractions, and when they think of their future life, it's only a parent they see.
I'm still in denial.
Luckily a meter doctor was available to treat me.
Because he didn’t collar
He would never stop telling me that his driving progressed quite quickly after that.
Being together gave him mixed emulsions.
Sorry, not sorry🤙🏼
Because he wanted space
Edit: Thank you for the awards.
The next morning, all the staff were gathered for interviews. Except the riveter. He had already bolted.
It was a hotdog
His name was Toot Uncommon.
So it decided to Audition
Syurptitously
Police are looking for any iWitnesses.
He reaches into his bag and takes out a bunch of regular dinner table forks and a roll of duct tape.
He tapes several forks together to make a bridge and lays it down, allowing the two of them to get across.
When they get back to Yoda’s hovel, they find that some creature has chewed a hole in the fence around Yoda’s garden.
“Something I have for this.” Yoda says again. Once again, he takes a bunch of forks out of his bag and, using duct tape, tapes them in to patch the hole.
Yoda and Luke return to Yoda’s home, where Yoda looks through his bag. He’s used all his forks but one, he discovers.
“That’s ok Master." Luke says, wanting to be helpful. “I’ll write us a note reminding us to buy more.”
So he writes the note and uses the very last fork to pin it to the bulletin board.
He looks down at Yoda expecting pride, but instead finds a look of horror.
“Master Yoda!” he asks. “What did I do wrong?”
Yoda replies sagely, “A Jedi uses the forks for no ledge and the fence. Never for a tack!”
Would that be a Guinness Guinness record?
They send you to prism.
Poli- meaning "Many"
And Tics, meaning "small blood sucking insects"
He was feeling kind of week.
Because she didn’t want it that way.
They lost connection
because he needed a wok life balance
He had bad morels
