What do you call the bat that carries Coronavirus
Nosferachoo
Why did the fish break up with the bat?
She was cod in a bat romance
What did batman say to robin before they got into the bat mobile?
Robin get in the car.
Why can the queen-bat read
Because she knows the alpha-bat best
Mess with the bat you get the gat
A guy drops his date off outside her house, only to be greeted by her furious father waiting on the curb with a baseball bat...
"Not to worry, sir! I'm not her date, I'm just her guy-in-a-car-logist!"
Every country will eventually get coronavirus, but china got it right off the bat
Did you know the name Bat is actually a short form...
The full name is Bathew
Did you hear about the bat/donkey hybrid?
It's pretty bat-ass!
Why did the chicken go to KFC during lunch hour with a baseball bat?
It wanted to beat the crowd.
People tend to not be too fond of the movie Ferngully, but I think it just has a bat rap
A vampire bat returned to his colony with a lot of blood on his face. When the other bats asked him what happened he pointed to a building and said: βSee that cow barn over there?β
βI didnβt.β
Things were not looking well for the elk and the bat that were in hospital after a car accident
They were hanging on to deer life
What did the rat say when he saw a bat?
βOh my!! I just saw an angel!!β
βGuys, thereβs a bat in the halls.β
βThere is? Well what are you waiting for? Use it to try to kill that black thing flying around.β
Two vampire bats in a cave, one goes out in search of fresh blood in the local village, and comes back with a face covered in red blood. His friend says "what did you eat to get all that?" The first bat replies:
"You see that steeple on that church over there? Yeah, I hit it."
What did the bat say while potty training?
I'm doing asbestos I can!
What did the US say when England was up at bat in a baseball game?
Europe!!
After the cat brought in a bat.
The cat brought in a bat last night.
Dad:" the cats new name is joker" Me: "why?" Dad:" because he always chasing the batman" Me:"sign"
What do you call the bat that carries Coronavirus
Nosferachoo
What did Batman say to Robin before they both got into the BatMobile?
Get in the BatMobile Robin
