A slice of apple pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3 in the Bahamas
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
What did the apple say to the orange?
Nothing , apples can’t talk
Mum: an apple a day keeps the doctor away
Son at shops the next day: Mum, can we get that box of apples?
Mum now pretty confused: why honey?
Son: I kinda kicked my football through the doctors window
Everyone knows where the Big Apple is...
But do you know where the Minneapolis?
Why was the pregnant apple so upset?
Because her boyfriend, the banana, split.
I saw the Apple store get robbed once
Apples new Bluetooth accessory: the iTanic...
....is guaranteed to sync.
When that Apple hit Isaac Newton on the head, it gave him a brain embolism
It was a stroke of genius
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan?
If you see a crime at the Apple Store...
Does that make you a an iWitness
What do you call an apple that falls far from the tree?
The other night at dinner we were discussing the Apple/Hyundai teamup when...
...my oldest asks, "If they make an Apple Car, will it still have windows?"
I was so proud.
The Apple Store was just robbed...
The thieves were easily idefinied from all of the iWitness accounts
Did you hear about Apple buying the rights to Bambi?
They'll use it for the launch of the new iFawn.
Walking down the road last night, I passed an apple pie, an ice cream sundae, and a lemon cheesecake.
I thought "the streets are strangely desserted tonight."
There was a robbery at the local Apple store today.
Its ok though, they caught the guy, there was an iWitness.
Why was Sam the bard kicked out of the Apple store?
Apple just announced their new electric vehicle, the iCar, coming in 2024. Rumor is they’re working on a self driving boat as well.
They’re going to call it the iAye
What did the Apple OS say to the Windows OS when it wanted to merge?
The Evil Queen was great at growing poisoned apples.
She was, however, terrible at cultivating evil pluots.
What did Apple call the small country they bought off the coast of Wales?
Apple Pie is a ridiculous $5 a slice in the U.S., but only $1 in Jamaica, the Bahamas, & the Virgin Islands
Those are the pie rates of the Caribbean
I met a man named Jim Apple the other day.
He has trouble introducing himself in France.
I saw a robbery take place at the Apple Store today.
The police wanted to interview me because I was an iWitness.
Did you hear that the ceo of apple has been arrested??
Yeah, he now has to facetime
Do you think anyone will buy the new furniture made by Apple?
Which airline do apples enjoy flying with the most?
Apple bottom jeans boots with the purr
Why does Eve get the blame for eating the apple?
After all, it was Adam's apple!
The best advice my dad ever gave me: if ever you are desperately searching for something, make sure to take an apple with you.
That way, your search cannot be fruitless.
If the Raspberry Pi foundation teamed up with Apple
they could create a micro computer called Apple Pi.
Why did the apple stop looking for his banana friend?
It was a fruit-less search
Did you know Apple used to sell phone protection with the phone?
Well, not anymore but that used to be the case
A woman checks out of target with two apples, a banana, and a quart of ice cream. The cashier asks, “Are you single?” The woman replies, “Yes, how could you tell?”
Whats the difference between an apple and an orphan?
We all know where the Big Apple is, but does anyone know where the...
In Jamaica apple pie costs $2 a slice while in the Bahamas a slice of cherry pie costs $3.
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
An apple a day keeps the doctor away
But only if you throw it hard enough
A slice of apple pie in Jamaica is $2.00. It is $2.50 in the Bahamas.
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean
We all know where the Big Apple is but does anyone know where the…
A slice of apple pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas.
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean
A slice of apple pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas.
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean
We all know where the Big Apple is but does anyone know where the
We all know where the Big Apple is but do you know where the...
I saw someone rob the Apple store.
A slice of apple pie in Jamaica is $2.00. In the Bahamas it costs $2.50.
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
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