He said he prefers bi-planes
Eyewitnesses say the reindeer in Spain was hit mainly by the plane.
That's a plane fact.
To be sure. I’ll let myself out.....
A boing.
I call it the Boing 747
Two birds were flying together peacefully in the air. All of a sudden, a 747 blew past them at high speed. The birds were tumbling, tumbling, tumbling and tumbling, until they finally stabilized.
BIRD 1 exclaimed: "Woah! Did you see how fast that bird flew past us!"
BIRD 2 still dizzy from tumbling replied: "If you had 4 assholes on fire🔥 you would be going that fast too!"
so I'm really interested in this girl, and she wanted to watch a movie with me at her place. I ask for her house address and the conversation is more or less this:
"oh my address is 747 blah blah blah st."
"I didn't know you lived on a jumbo jet!"
"That was awful."
"I know I'm sorry I was way out of line with that. It was a pretty plane and Boeing joke. I'm glad your feelings aren't up in the air about it though."
I might have heard a groan from twenty miles away.
We were queued up to play an ARAM in league of legends when he says "I have 747 wins in ARAM"
Immediately I respond "How Boeing"
He didnt get it at first but then you just hear the deepest of sighs
