While at the textile shop, Karen was so upset at the quality of fabrics that she took the owner to court.

She has a thing for sewing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Valentin_PV
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2023
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Did you hear the news about the old hermit who made a living adding colors to textiles?

They dyed alone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CactusPeat
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2023
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The textile industry is going through a really rough patch these days

People's jobs are hanging by a thread

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nitefury07
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2022
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My psychologist says I'm addicted to puns about textiles and needlework.

Or sew it would seam.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KCL80
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2022
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I used to have a buddy that worked at a textile factory.

He was responsible for getting the fabric out of the dye vat and squeezing the excess dye out so it could dry faster. He fell into the dye and drowned. Now he’s a dead wringer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrHoleStuffer
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2022
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I tried to stitch a textile joke together

But I ran out of material.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gingi0
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2021
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Why did the blouse break up with the t-shirt?

Because he didn’t collar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dream_Boatz
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2022
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What did the textiles manufacturer throw through his competitor’s window?

A fabric

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigIronOntheHip
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2019
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My friend can only make textiles for people very far away...

He looms on the horizon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2020
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I wanted to work in the textile industry...

but everything I touch dyes :(

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheMillionthSam
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2017
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I wanted to get into coloring textiles

But I heard it was a dying industry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stupidlyugly
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2018
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His whole life had built up to that moment.

I was on a college visit with my dad and we were walking through the textiles department. We walk into the loom room, which is a large room full of looms, and I knew immediately that something was coming. I looked at him and gave him a "don't you do it" look. We then walked into the dying room, which is a room where the students dye the fabrics they've just made on the looms. It was hopeless.

"Man, death was only looming in the last room. People are dying all over the place in here."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/photoast
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2013
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