I know it will hurt,
On the way out. Oh taco -
Chili-murder me!
Greetings Cardfighters! Welcome to the very first Card of the day thread. Feel free to discuss about whatever you want about this card, whether it's the card's role in it's respective deck, the art, the lore, interesting stories you have about the card or some neat strategies/decks you created using this card! If there's a card you want to see on the thread feel free to leave a comment or pm me and I'll add it to the list!
The card of the day is Temerarious Cataclysmic Rogue, Hellhard Eight:
Grade: 4
Power: 15000+
Clan: Spike Brothers
Race: Ogre
Rarity: GR
Flavour text : Carve this into your scoreboard! "The Historical Defeat"!
Effect: [AUTO](VC) GB8: When your unit attacks, choose one of your units, and until end of turn, it gets [Power]+10000, and "[AUTO](RC):[Choose this unit and a card from your hand, and put them into your soul] At the end of the battle that this unit attacked or boosted, you may pay the cost. If you do, search your deck for up to one card, call it to an open (RC), and shuffle your deck.".
Artist (NSFW): Jintetsu (Clicking on this link will take you to the artist's pixiv)
Vote for what card you would like to see next here: http://www.strawpoll.me/13313234
Hey guys, I'm going to try and reboot the card of the day discussion threads. What you see above is is the basic format I'm going to try out for these threads. Although I might make some minor changes myself in the future, I would love feedback from you guys. Whether it's on the formatting of these threads, how I'm running the strawpoll, what cards I'm choosing or what other details I'm forgetting. Feel free to comment your thoughts or pm me feedback if you have any.
Edit: Forgot to say this but the strawpoll voting ends at 8am Eastern Standard Time.
The character I’m playing in my current D&D game is Sir Louis, lawful good human paladin of Tyr. He’s good-hearted and true, puts up with his less-than-lawful compatriots with good humour and gentle ribbing, and knows how to throw a great feast. While few are a match for him on the field of battle, he’s also naive and slow on the uptake. Recently he has decided to try and learn how to make pancakes for the party; his attempts thus far are all failures, but the party like him so they humour him.
Louis is tall and ruggedly handsome – built like a brick shithouse, all well-toned muscles and tan skin, with long, curly red hair (maybe a hint of grey starting to come in at the temples) and keeps his face clean-shaven. He wields a greatsword, and has excellent penmanship. When he isn’t in his mail armour he favours more flowing, breathable outfits featuring yellows and greens. He wears two mementos – a simple silver torc that was a gift from his friend and lover, a half-elf cleric of Tyr that he longs to return to some day, and an old dagger from his military days before making his paladin’s oath.
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
The nurse asked the rabbit, “what is your blood type?”
“I am probably a type O” said the rabbit.
The doctor says it terminal.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
He lost May
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.
Gender is fluid.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
And now I’m cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
And boy are my arms legs.
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
Amy
Put it on my bill
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
