T.30 Puns

A list of puns related to "T.30"

I put on 30 jackets all on top of each other. Someone called and asked if I was coming out, I said sorry I can’t...

I’ve got a lot on.

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👤︎ u/UltimateAnemone
📅︎ Apr 02 2021
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In a field there are 30 wolves and 28 chickens. How many didn’t?

10 wolves didn’t.

(Please tell me you guys got it)

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👤︎ u/tahmid5
📅︎ Jul 04 2018
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Why doesn't element number 30 float?

Because it zinks!

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👤︎ u/pixeleric
📅︎ Sep 22 2018
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Turned 30 years old today. Didn't feel old - until I made this joke..

Hey man! Happy 30th birthday..about time!

I know! Took me 30 years to get here!

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👤︎ u/Boston__Massacre
📅︎ Nov 27 2017
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Here is my dads riddle. If there's 30 cows and 28 chicken, how many didn't?

10

My dad though this one was great. The pun really depends on the delivery and the fact that it works better when you speak it but I still felt like it needed to be here.

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👤︎ u/CannibalisticZebra87
📅︎ Aug 17 2015
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When’s the best time to go to the dentist?

2:30

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👤︎ u/watercolorfiddle
📅︎ Dec 27 2020
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What is the difference between illegal and unlawful?

One is against the law and the other is a sick bird.

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👤︎ u/MarkTheBag112
📅︎ Aug 02 2019
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I put on 30 jackets one on top of the other, someone calls me and asks me to go out, I said I can’t ...

I’ve got a lot on.

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👤︎ u/UltimateAnemone
📅︎ Feb 25 2021
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30 cows in a paddock. 28 chickens. How many didn't?

10

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👤︎ u/ar1stocrat
📅︎ Jun 08 2019
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