T Bill Puns

A list of puns related to "T Bill"

What happens if you don’t pay your exorcism bill?

You get repossessed…

Edit: Credit: Fozzie Bear - Muppets Haunted Mansion

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👤︎ u/throwadogabon
📅︎ Oct 24 2021
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you won't believe what was my reaction when I got the electric bill

I was shocked

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👤︎ u/Chicken-of-Wisdom
📅︎ Nov 07 2021
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I got great doctor. He told me I had 6 months to live. When I couldn’t pay the bill.

He gave me 6 more months

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👤︎ u/Jesuscide
📅︎ Oct 23 2021
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Why couldn't the baker pay their bills? /r/Jokes/comments/qc9k6k/…
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👤︎ u/jbwhite42
📅︎ Oct 20 2021
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Why didn’t Bill Withers wear shades?

She was gone.

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👤︎ u/Mallthus2
📅︎ Oct 10 2021
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I had a friend who couldn’t pay his water bill.

So I sent him a get well card

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👤︎ u/cherrytreeguy
📅︎ Sep 14 2021
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Asked my contractor why he didn’t bill me for my new roof

He said “Don’t worry about it, it’s on the house!”

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👤︎ u/JAK-the-YAK
📅︎ Apr 25 2021
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Five years back I couldn’t pay my electricity bill, those were the dark days of my life
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👤︎ u/Chiniandspice
📅︎ May 28 2021
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In college, my roommates and I were so broke that we couldn’t pay our electricity bill.

Those were the darkest days of our lives.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Apr 22 2021
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I just spoke with Bill Withers and told him "Ain't No Sunshine" is poor grammar.

He said "I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know..."

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👤︎ u/klwill1192
📅︎ Jan 23 2021
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Why can't bill gates get married?

Because he was micro-soft

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👤︎ u/Major_Cupcake
📅︎ May 04 2021
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Growing up, there was a time my parents couldn't pay the electric bill.

It was the darkest day of my life.

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👤︎ u/elster000
📅︎ Mar 15 2021
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Opened the electric bill and the Wife can't understand why i'm on the floor laughing.

https://imgur.com/a/JmLSZ5N

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👤︎ u/JJJoyce
📅︎ Dec 06 2020
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My self-centered friend ordered a sculpture of his face, but later realized he couldn't afford the bill.

He really got a head of himself.

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👤︎ u/FinalCaveat
📅︎ Oct 29 2020
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Bill Nye has a daughter who doesn't believe in science.

Her name is Dee.

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👤︎ u/ArshmanR
📅︎ Nov 28 2019
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Why can't a bill become law?

Because it's a ducks mouths

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👤︎ u/maccer20
📅︎ Jan 29 2021
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I couldn’t afford to pay my electric bill in college

Those were pretty dark times

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👤︎ u/Jacob_Young6138
📅︎ Jul 01 2020
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Why can't you pass a bill in the stables?

Too many neighs

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👤︎ u/MakeMeADonut
📅︎ Jun 23 2020
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If an ice-cream franchise can't pay its power bills...

I guess it will go into liquidation

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👤︎ u/beware_the_noid
📅︎ Jun 16 2020
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I don’t understand why the thief who stole my currency collection took all the bills but left all the coins.

It was a cents-less crime.

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👤︎ u/RAClef
📅︎ Jul 17 2020
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My new business failed miserably, I was selling T-shirts featuring glow in the dark dollar bills

But then my Dad reminded me: money doesn’t glow on tees.

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👤︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
📅︎ Feb 13 2020
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My friend couldn't afford to pay his water bill. reddit.com/r/dadjokes/com…
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👤︎ u/dbf09
📅︎ Jun 07 2019
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You don't need to explain everything to Bill. Bill Gates it. And the same is with Tommy. Hilfiger it out himself.

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👤︎ u/v_cleaner
📅︎ Jan 10 2016
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On mobile the r/perfect loops suggestion showed a wheel of ck that rotated between o and i. It said ick ock ick ock…obviously the T was cut off from the top. But watching it with out the the T made me think of Wild Bill

Wild Bill Hickock

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👤︎ u/Irv-Elephant
📅︎ Apr 18 2019
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I still remember the hard times when I couldn’t even pay my electric bills

It was the darkest period of my life

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👤︎ u/IlConteiacula
📅︎ Aug 17 2019
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What happens if you don’t pay your exorcism bill?

You get repossessed

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👤︎ u/TotallyUnassuming
📅︎ Oct 26 2021
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What happens if you don't pay your exorcism bill?

You get repossessed!

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👤︎ u/Mad_Juju
📅︎ Oct 29 2021
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My friend said that he couldn't pay his water bill this month

So I sent him a "Get Well Soon" card

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👤︎ u/GuyOnABison
📅︎ Jul 18 2021
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My friend couldn't afford to pay his water bill

So I sent him a "get well soon" card

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👤︎ u/RedCakesYT
📅︎ Sep 07 2020
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My friend in the country couldn’t afford his water bill...

So I sent him a ‘Get Well Soon!’ card.

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👤︎ u/cyberentomology
📅︎ Jul 07 2020
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My friend couldn't afford to pay his water bill.

So I sent him a "get well soon" card.

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👤︎ u/VVIIVVI
📅︎ Feb 14 2021
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My friend couldn’t afford to pay his water bill.

I sent him a “get well soon” card.

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👤︎ u/sarcasticpremed
📅︎ Sep 07 2020
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My friend couldn't afford to pay his water bill.

So I sent him a “get well soon” card.

EDIT: HOLY my first award! Thankyou stranger!

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👤︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
📅︎ Jun 06 2019
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I told Bill Withers, “Ain’t No Sunshine is a double negative. That’s bad grammar.”

He said, “I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know, I know...”

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👤︎ u/jewyouevenlift
📅︎ Feb 10 2021
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My friend ordered a sculpture of his face, but later realized he couldn’t afford the bill.

He really got a head of himself.

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👤︎ u/FinalCaveat
📅︎ Jan 10 2021
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My friend couldn’t afford to pay his water bill.

I sent him a “Get well soon” card

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👤︎ u/Scottspears89
📅︎ Sep 09 2020
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My friend couldn’t afford to pay his water bill.

I sent him a “Get well soon” card

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👤︎ u/Scottspears89
📅︎ Sep 09 2020
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My friend couldn't afford to pay his water bill.

So I sent him a "get well soon" card.

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👤︎ u/Tanglimara
📅︎ Aug 22 2018
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In college I was so broke I couldn’t afford the electricity bill

Those were the darkest days of my life

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👤︎ u/potatocruncher74
📅︎ Apr 27 2019
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In college I was so broke I couldn't afford the electricity bill.

Those were the darkest days of my life.

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👤︎ u/simplyGagi
📅︎ Aug 29 2019
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Once I was so broke I couldn't even pay the electricity bill.

Those were dark days.

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👤︎ u/dumb-reply
📅︎ Nov 13 2019
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In college, I was so broke that I couldn’t afford to pay the electricity bill.

Those were the darkest days of my life.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Apr 23 2019
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My friend couldn't afford his water bill

So I sent him a get well soon card

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👤︎ u/GamingGod07770
📅︎ May 24 2019
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My brother couldn’t pay his water bill.

So I sent him a “get well soon” card.

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👤︎ u/sprice-3
📅︎ Feb 24 2019
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My friend can’t afford to pay his water bill anymore.

So I sent him a card, “Get well soon.”

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👤︎ u/hughdman
📅︎ Feb 20 2019
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My friend couldn't afford his water bill.

So I sent him a "get well soon" card.

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👤︎ u/DSpeed4s
📅︎ Jun 11 2019
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At University I was so broke I couldn't afford the electricity bill..

Those were the darkest days of my life.

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👤︎ u/ElderHallow
📅︎ Apr 25 2019
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My friend couldn't afford his water bill

So I sent him a "get well soon" card.

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👤︎ u/_AmazingAmanda_
📅︎ Sep 08 2019
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My friend couldn't afford his water bill last month. So I sent him a "Get Well Soon" Card.
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👤︎ u/AceofHearts2022
📅︎ Jun 22 2019
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