How would you summarize : "A pun walked into a bar and killed ten jokes."

Pun in ten ded.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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Let me summarize 2018 in four words for you:

Two thousand and eighteen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2018
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A pun walks into a bar and kills ten people. A news reporter comes to the scene and summarizes it in four words.

Pun in, ten dead.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2019
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Summarizing the Oregon news to my wife and daughter

Looks like the Portland fire is meeting up with the Eastern oregon fire, they're going on a date...it's going to be lit...

looks at both of them with a cheeky grin to see if they were listening

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2017
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There are reports that, because of the covid outbreak, Rick Astley is hoarding copies of a 2009 Pixar film, and all albums by a southern metal band from New Orleans. He is not allowing anyone to borrow them. It's also said that Mr. Astley is refusing to go out and purchase cake for others.

To summarize:

He's never gonna give you Up

Never gonna lend you Down

Never gonna run around, and dessert you.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2020
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What does a student do with his snowblower in the spring?

He summarizes it

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2019
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My friends didn't appreciate my Venmo year in review

Got an email from Venmo today summarizing my spending for 2014 by saying "If we converted all the money you transacted on Venmo in 2014 to pennies, it would weigh 7,267 pounds. That's more than the weight of 27 baby elephants!"

Thinking that was pretty neat I tell my friend "wow dude my Venmo transactions amounted to 7,267 pounds in 2014"

"What was it weighed in? Pennies?"

"Yeah... Its the only thing that makes cents"

Probably took him five seconds or so to get it but the eye roll followed shortly after

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2015
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