A list of puns related to "Summarizer"
Pun in ten ded.
Two thousand and eighteen.
Pun in, ten dead.
Looks like the Portland fire is meeting up with the Eastern oregon fire, they're going on a date...it's going to be lit...
looks at both of them with a cheeky grin to see if they were listening
To summarize:
He's never gonna give you Up
Never gonna lend you Down
Never gonna run around, and dessert you.
He summarizes it
Got an email from Venmo today summarizing my spending for 2014 by saying "If we converted all the money you transacted on Venmo in 2014 to pennies, it would weigh 7,267 pounds. That's more than the weight of 27 baby elephants!"
Thinking that was pretty neat I tell my friend "wow dude my Venmo transactions amounted to 7,267 pounds in 2014"
"What was it weighed in? Pennies?"
"Yeah... Its the only thing that makes cents"
Probably took him five seconds or so to get it but the eye roll followed shortly after
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