What's a stormtrooper's favorite store?

The one next to Target.

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You ever heard the Stormtrooper band?

Probably not, they've never had a hit.

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How many stormtroopers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They’re on the dark side.

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I was going to tell a joke about stormtroopers

But I worry it would be a miss

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How did Luke Skywalker feel after he peed inside the stormtrooper outfit?

Lukewarm

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Why did the stormtrooper drop out of school?

He was feeling aimless.

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My dad decided to name his new truck "Stormtrooper"...

That way he doesn't hit anything

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A stormtrooper and a red shirt get into a fight

Despite not receiving a single hit, the red shirt died.

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Why do stormtroopers only have iPhones?

They couldn’t find the Androids they were looking for.

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Who’s the stormtroopers’ favorite president?

Ray-gun.

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I tried to take a picture of a Stormtrooper today.

I missed.

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What did the stormtrooper say when he went into a church for the first time?

Pew. Pew, pew, pew. Pew, Pew.

Pew.

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Why do stormtroopers wives hate them?

They can't aim for their lives.

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My friend hires Stormtroopers for driving safety lessons.

He claims that they haven't hit anything.

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The Stormtrooper enjoyed the wookie steak, but it was a little chewy.
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I finally figure out who the black Stormtrooper is a clone of!

Django Fett

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Ani is short for Anikan, Obi is short for Obi Wan Kenobi, then what's Luke short for?

A stormtrooper.

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If only you could see me now…
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So, if Ani is short for Anikan, and Ben is short for Obi-Wan, and Fives is short for CT-27-5555, and Artoo is short for R2D2, and Chewy is short for Chewbacca, what is Luke short for?

A Stormtrooper.

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Why do they call Vader a Lord?

Because Master Vader might make the Stormtroopers giggle.

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I was thinking of joining the space force until I heard about the ridiculous physical requirements!

Turns out I'm a little short for a stormtrooper.

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Star Wars Puns

From movie puns we provide you the funniest collection of Star Wars puns

What do you call 5 siths piled on top of a lightsaber? A Sith-Kabob!


Why does Princess Leia keep her hair tied up in buns? So it doesn’t Hang Solow!


Why shouldn’t you ask Yoda for money? Because he’s always a little short


What program do Jedi use to view PDF files? Adobe Wan Kenobi


What do you call a Mexican jedi? Obi-Juan Kenobi


What do you call the website Chewbacca started that gives out Empire secrets? Wookieeleaks


What do you call a Jedi in denial? Obi-Wan Cannot Be


Where does Princess Leia go shopping for clothing? At the Darth Maul


Greg: Which Star Wars character travels around the world? Craig: Who? Greg: Globi-wan Kenobi!


Matthew: What does a Star Destroyer wear to a wedding? Daniel: What? Matthew: Bow ties, of course!


Deen Why was the droid angry? Mark: Why? Deen People kept pushing its buttons.


Luke: Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road? Lei Not sure. Luke: To get to the Dark Side.


Darth Vader: I know what you’re getting for Christmas. Luke: How do you know? Darth Vader: I can feel your presents.


What do Whipids say when they kiss? Ouch.


What is a jedi’s favorite toy? A yo-yoda


What do you call a pirate droid? Argh2-D2


Where does Jabba the Hutt eat? Pizza Hutt


What is Jabba the Hutt’s middle name? β€œThe” Why is Han Solo a loner? Because he’s solo.


What do you call a Mexican jedi? Obi-Juan Kenobi What do you call a Sith who won’t fight? A Sithy.


What time is it when Darth Vader steps on your chronometer? Time to get a new chronometer.


What do you call a pirate droid? Arrrrgh-2-D2


Which side of a wookie has the most hair? The outside.


Where does Jabba eat dinner? Pizza Hutt


Who do Jedi call to help open PDF files? Adobe Wan Kenobi


What do you call someone that tries to be a Jedi? Obi-Wannabe


What do you call a bounty hunter from Alabama? Bubba Fett


What time is it when Jabba the Hutt sits on your blaster? Time to get a new blaster! Why is Luke


Skywalker always invited on picnics? He always has the forks with him.


Which imperial officer hated Thanksgiving? Grand Moff Turkeyn


What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly? Game of Clones


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Do you know what a stormtrooper's favorite store is?

The one next to Target.

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Do you know what a stormtrooper's favorite store is?

The one next to Target

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Why was Darth Vader referred to as Lord Vader?

Because calling him Master Vader made all the stormtroopers giggle.

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